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101 The One
Where Monica Gets a
New Roommate (The Pilot-The
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莫妮卡的新室友
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[Scene: Central Perk,
Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
Monica:
There's nothing to
tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Joey:
Come on, you're going
out with the guy! There's gotta be something
wrong with him!
Chandler:
All
right
Joey,
be nice.
So
does he have a
hump? A
hump
and a
hairpiece?
Phoebe:
Wait, does he eat
c
halk
?
(They all stare, bemused.)
Phoebe:
Just, 'cause, I don't
want her to
go through
what
I went through
with Carl- oh!
Monica:
Okay,
everybody
relax.
This
is
not
even a date.
It's
just
two
people
going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler:
Sounds like a date
to me.
[Time Lapse]
Chandler:
Alright , so I'm
back in high school, I'm standing in the middle
of the cafeteria, and I realize I am
totally
naked.
All:
Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler:
Then I look down,
and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey:
Instead of...?
而不是
?
?
？
记
得
中
学
代
的梦，我站在自助餐厅
时
，
突然发
各位别
急
，这
不
算约
会
。我们
不
过
是
出去吃晚
我只是不想你重
蹈我和卡尔
的
覆辙
。
< br>
没什么好说
的
！他不过
是
我的同事！
少来了，你和那个人一起出去！拜托，和你交
往的男人一定有问
！
题
打住，乔
伊
，嘴下留德。他
驼
背
？既驼
背
又带
假发
？
慢着，他吃粉笔吗
？
餐，而且不做爱
。
< br>听起来好像是说
我
的约
会
。
现
自
己
全
身
赤
裸
。
我做过
那
样
的
梦。
< br>
我低头
一
看，看见
有
一支电
?
话
?
在那儿。
Chandler:
That's right.
Joey:
Never had that dream.
没错
。
我没
做过
那
样
的
梦
,
没有。
Phoebe:
No.
Chandler:
All of a
sudden, the
phone
starts to ring. Now
I don't
know
那支电
话
< br>突然响起，而我不知道怎么办
，
每个
what to do, everybody starts looking
at me.
Monica:
And they
weren't looking at you before?!
Chandler:
Finally,
I
figure
I'd
better answer it,
and it
turns out it's
my
mother, which is very-very
weird , because- she never calls me!
[Time Lapse
,
Ross has entered.]
Ross:
(mortified ) Hi.
Joey:
This guy says hello, I
wanna kill myself.
人都开始望着我。
他们
以
前不看你吗
？
！
终
于
，
我
该
应<
/p>
我
为
认
接
，
果
结
是我妈
打
来，我
感到很奇
怪，因为
我
妈
不
曾打过
电
话
给
我
！
。
嗨
这
家
伙
向
我
打
招
呼
时
我
就想自杀
。