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搞笑幽默的英文句子
附带中文翻译哦
【第一条】
英文:
Examination and many
children, so that the number of honest learned
cheating.
中文:考试害了多少个孩子,让多少诚实的孩子学会了作弊。
【第二条】
英文:
For beautiful
eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than
they were.
中文:对于美女,看两眼就行,转身告诉自己,我老婆比她们都
好。
【第三条】
英文:
Did you find, those who
hate you, looks very ugly.
中文:你有没有发现,那些讨厌你的人,长得都特别丑。
【第四条】
英文:
Since I will
play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and
better, the
study did not have this
effect.
中文:自从会玩
QQ
后,我发现我拼音越来越好了,读书都没这效果。
【第五条】
英文:
I have a flirt with hot
chicks ability, but he is a girl.
中文:我空有一身泡妞的本事,可惜自己是个妞。
【第六条】
英文:
I do not
smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand
smoke!
中文:我抽的不是烟,也不是寂寞,是二手烟!
【第七条】
英文:
Examination
of
people
rely
on
strength,
and
I
rely
on
the
rich
imagination.
中文:考试有人靠的是实力,而我靠的是丰富的想象力。
【第八条】
英文:
Abroad:
Thought and ability is the key, the domestic:
relationship and
can run.
中文
:国外:思想和才能才是王道,国内:关系和马屁才能横行。
【第九条】
英文:
The
teacher
said
to
hear
and
fine,
I
know
he's
salary.
中文:听到老师说又要开始罚钱,我就知道是他工资花完了。
【第十条】
英文:
The man
called the romantic love rich, rich in the
coquettish woman.
中文:男人情史丰富那叫风流,女人情史丰富那叫风骚。
【第十一条】
英文:
One, two
people, three person is to fight at outrance.
中文:一个人快活,两个人生活,三个人就是你死我活。
【第十二条】
英文:
Grandpa
Mao
said,
not
to
marry
for
the
purpose
of
making
object
is
bullying.
中文:毛爷爷说,不以结婚为目的的搞对象都是耍流氓。
【第十三条】
英文:
Brother, you
have to face the resolution is good?
中文:大哥,把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗?
【第十四条】
英文:
In heaven
there is no white out the pie, but white out the
bricks.
中文:天上没有白掉的馅饼,倒有白掉的砖头。
【第十五条】
英文:
Ideals are
like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to
prove that
you have!
中文:理想就像内裤,要有,但不能逢人就去证明你有!
【第十六条】
英文:
More to their
fucking great time also can not compare with idiot
years.
中文:再多各自牛逼的时光
也比不上一起傻逼的岁月。
【第十七条】
英文:
Thinking of how far, how
far you roll; light how fast, how fast you roll.
中文:思想有多远,你就
滚多远;光速有多快,你就滚多快。
【第十八条】
英文:
Chinese two big
characteristics: one, don't love the truth;
two, do
not want to hear the truth.
中文:中国人就两大特点:一,不爱说实话;二,不爱听实话。
【第十九条】
英文:
You look very
Chinese, very dedicated, very backbone.
中文:你长的很爱国,很敬业,很有骨气。
【第二十条】
英文:
Germany is
the only woman, I think I must be too mean.
中文:女子无才便是德,我想我一定是太缺德了。
【第二十一条】
英文:
If you
don't like brother talk about conscience, I
did not, a few days
just donated.
中文:你丫别跟哥谈良心,哥没有,上几天刚捐了。
【第二十二条】
英文:
Go go go,
don't waste the youth the two words, you are
already
the beginning of autumn.
中文:去去去,别糟蹋青春那两字了,你都已经立秋了。
【第二十三条】
英文:
Women have
two mouths, a mouth is a, a mouth to eat.
中文:女人有俩张嘴,一张嘴道是非,一张嘴会吃人。