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1
、姐从来不抄袭，但没说不复制。
Sister never
copied, but did not say not copy.
2
、种草不让人去躺，不如改种仙人
掌！
It's
better
to
plant
cactus
instead
of
letting
people
lie
down.
3
、
哪里跌
倒，
哪里爬起。
老是在那里跌倒，
我怀
疑那里有个坑！
Where to fall, where to climb. I always
fall there. I suspect
there's a pit
there!
4
、我心眼儿有些小，但是不缺；我脾气很好，但不是没有！
I
have
a
small
mind,
but
I
don't
lack
it;
I
have
a
good
temper, but not none!
5
、瞧你
这长相，不用化妆就能去演恐怖片了。
Look
at
your
appearance.
You
can
make
horror
movies
without makeup.
6
、你还是让我跪搓板吧，跪电暖气是在受不了啊。
You'd
better
let
me
kneel
on
the
rubbing
board.
The
kneeling heating can't
stand it.
7
、老子不打你，你就不知道我文武双全。
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If Lao Zi does not hit you,
you will not know that I am both
civil
and military.
8
、天上不会掉馅饼，因为我们不相信。
There will be
no pie in the sky, because we don't believe it.
9
、人和
猪的区别就是：猪一直是猪，而人有时却不是人！
The difference between
humans and pigs is that pigs are
always
pigs, but sometimes people are not human beings.
10
、傻与不傻，要看你会不会装傻。
Whether you are
silly or not depends on whether you act
silly or not.
11
、人又不聪明，还学人家秃顶！
People are not
smart, they are bald!
12
、人家减肥减腰减屁股，为什么你非要从脑细胞开始。
Why
do
you
have
to
start
with
brain
cells
when
people
lose weight, waist
and buttocks?
1
3
、再丑的人也能结婚、再美的人也有单身。
The
ugliest
man
can
marry
and
the
most
beautiful
man
can be single.
14
、别
打开礼物的缎带，最初充满期待，最后都腐败。
Don't
open
the
ribbons
of
gifts.
They
are
full
of
expectations at first and corrupt at
last.
15
、路漫漫其修远兮，不如我们去打的。
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It's a long way to go, so
it's better for us to take a taxi.
16
、早上刚一起床，就有一股睡午
觉的冲动。
As soon as I get up in the morning, I
have an impulse to
take a nap.
17
、<
/p>
没用的东西，
再便宜也不买；
不爱的人，
再寂寞也不依赖。
Useless things, no cheaper
to buy; people who do not love,
no
longer lonely and dependent.
18
、拍脑袋决策，拍胸脯保证，拍
屁股走人。
Pat your head, pat your chest, pat your
butt and walk away.
19
、如果这都不算爱，那我宁愿卖白菜。
If this is not
love, then I would rather sell cabbage.
20
、人
家有的是背景，而我有的只是背影。
People have backgrounds,
and I have only backgrounds.
21
、黑夜给了我一双黑色的眼睛，
可我却用它来翻白眼。
Night gives me a pair of black eyes,
but I use it to turn my
eyes white.
22
、你
太矮了！借你望远镜吧，再看清楚点，我不帅吗？
You are too short! Lend
your telescope and see clearly. Am
I
not handsome?
2
3
、您复杂的五官，掩饰不了您朴素的智商。
Your complex
features can't hide your simple IQ.
24
、我要做个下载软件，名字叫掩
耳。因为迅雷不及掩耳。
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I'm
going
to
make
a
download
software,
its
name
is
Hidden
Ear. Because the thunder is too fast to cover up.
25
、将
薪比薪想一下，算了，不想活了。
Think about the salary ratio. Forget
it. I don't want to live.
26
、每次临时抱佛脚的时候，佛总是给我一脚。
Every
time
I
hold
Buddha's
feet
temporarily,
Buddha
always gives me a foot.
27
、男人的实力，就是你兜里的人
民币。
The strength of a man is the RMB in
your pocket.
28
、泼出去的水，老子连盆子都不要了。
Lao Tzu didn't
even need the pot when the water spilled
out.
29
、我说这位壮士，你在我伤口上撒完盐，就别再尝尝咸淡了
吧。
I said to this warrior, if you spill
salt on my wound, don't
taste salty
again.
30
、把你家的地址说出来，我要把它改成公共厕所。
Give me your address and
I'll change it into a public toilet.
31
、吃什么鱿鱼丝、墨鱼丝的，给
我上点美人鱼丝。
What squid and cuttlefish to eat? Give
me some Mermaid
shredded.
32
、千万别混日子，当心日子把你
给混了。