英语幽默小笑话大全

英语幽默小笑话大全

1.a kiss

At

a

dinner

party,

the

speaker,

who

was

the

guest

of

honor,

was

about

to

deliver

a

speech

when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the

word

The guest seated next to the speaker said,

send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech.

The speaker smiled and explained,

for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'

2.a great man

Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

Student:

Of

course.

He

must

be

a

great

man,

for

so

far

nobody

has

lived

to

over

400

years.

一名伟人

老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？

学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还 没有人活到

400

多岁。

your ticket

Three

engineers

and

three

accountants

are

traveling

by

train

to

a

conference.

At

the

station,

the

three

accountants

each

buy

tickets

and

watch

as

the

three

engineers

buy

only

a

single

ticket.

are

three

people

going

to

travel

on

only

one

ticket?

asks

an

accountant.

and

you'll see,

respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind

them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He

knocks on the restroom door and says,

a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference,

the

accountants

decide

to

copy

the

engineers

on

the

return

trip

and

save

some

money

(being

clever with money, and all!) When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for

the return trip.