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5
人英语话剧剧本——
Justice Is
The Winner(
正义必胜
)
这个短剧讲的是：搞笑的匪徒
,
搞笑的
绑架案，不错的剧本。
人物
Bunny Cheng:
Bunny Chen
Eliza Lin:
Daughter
Celine Tu:
Reporter et Aside
Sano
Hsieh:
Small
gangster(
小流氓
)
Trent Cheng:
Big
gangster(
大流氓
)
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SCENE I
A mother is doing exercise in the
living room when the phone is ringing. And her
daughter is in
the school now.
Mom:
Hello~
Caller:
(A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is
here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save
your kid, prepare the ransom.
Mom:
Are you crazy? I don’t have
a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid
guy!
The mother is very
angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone
is ringing again…
Mom:
Hello~
Caller:
Hello~ Are you busy now?
Mom:
(I recognize the voice.)
You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me
again? Is it
fun? Don’t do such a
boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe
you.
Caller:
Really? Lis
ten
to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help
me~ help me~)
Mom:
Oh~
you are a good actor. This time is better but I
still won’t fall into your trap to
rob
me
of
my
money!
If
you
call
again,
I
will
call
the
cop.
Do
you
understand?
(Hang
up
the
phone more
angrier.)
But the voice sounds like her
daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She
decides to go to the
elementary school
to see her daughter. The mom got there…
Mom:
Eliza~
Eliza:
Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing
me?
Do you come here to pick me
up?
Mom:
Ya~ are you
happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell
you something on
the way home.
Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam
and wants her to be careful from now on.
SCENE II
Because the mother
didn’t belie
ve the two gangsters really
kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were
furious. So they decided to kidnap her
daughter this time.
The gangsters have
found the school her daughter studies in, and
observed for many days. Today
is the
day they plan to kidnap the child.
The
big
gangster
always
focuses
on
what
he’s
doing
but
the
small
gangster
is
usually
absent-minded.
Big gangster:
Hey!
Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small
gangster’s head)
Small
gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.
At this
moment, the girl appears.
Small
gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look!
Is that her?
Big gangster:
Ha!
Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.
Small
gangster:
I’m
so
excited!!
Oh~
what
a
beautiful
girl.
Just
like
a
fairy.
My
sweetheart…
Buddy do you
know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!
Big gangster:
(Hitting the
small gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop
day
-dreaming.
Let’s make a
move!
Small gangster: Oh~
my baby~ I’m coming!!
Big
gangster:
Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me
a favor?
Eliza:
Sure! What can I do for you?
Small gangster: (Murmuring) This
beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.
Big gangster:
Sorry. Ignore
what he said.
Eliza:
Never mind!
Big gangster:
Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai
University. Do you know how can I get there?
Eliza:
Oh…
you
should
go
straight
until
the
traffic
light,
then
turn
right
until you see a
convenience store at the corner and turn left.
Keep going straight and you would
see
the university.
Big gangster:
Go straight until the first traffic
light, turn right and we will see a supermarket
at the end of the street.
And…
Eliza:
No! No! No! Go straight until the
traffic light, then turn
right until
you see a convenience store
at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight
and you would see the
university.
Small gangster: Go straight until the
first traffic light, then turn left and go
straight to the end of
the street, then
we can see the university.
Eliza:
Oh, my! No! Wrong again!
You two are really a stupid guy.
Big
gangster:
It’s too complex. I can’t
remember
all the directions. I’m a
foreigner. And I
have an important
presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us
there? Please~
Eliza was confused. But
she is a kind person and she likes to help people.
Eliza:
Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s
go!
Small gangster: How kind
of you!! My little girl.
Big gangster:
Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your
help.
Eliza goes with the gangsters.
In the gangsters’ car, the small
gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts,
“Don’t move!”
Eliza is shocked and
starts screaming.
Eliza:
What are you doing?
Small
gangster: I’m kidnapping you!
Eliza:
Oh~
I am so scared.
Small gangster: (Talk
to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is
scared?
Big gangster:
Ya~
we are professional.
Eliza:
Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go
home! I want to go home!
Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so
noisy!
Eliza keeps crying.
Small gangster: You! Get out of the
car!
Big gangster:
(Hit the small gangster angrily!)
Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed)