-
Legally Blonde 2 script
Look, her first high-end retail
shopping experience.
Her
nanny tried to take her to Baby Gap...
but she'd just cry and cry.
She was a professional
shopper at age three.
Oh,
wow!
Remember when she was
on the cover of
She had so
much potential back then.
Look at her. She could have been a
Playmate by now.
Hello!
She's a lawyer.
-That's
way better. -Why?
There
she is!
You always said
she has the perfect shaped head...
for a tiara!
Look at that slime dog!
It was so nice of you to make this for
Elle's wedding shower.
I
can't scrapbook worth a damn.
I took a class on it at community
college.
-She got a
The day she passed her
LSAT!
I swallowed some of
that Silly String.
It
wouldn't be the first time.
Look at that. Her first day at Harvard.
Unbelievable. Awesome.
The Bend and Snap!
I love that. I did it last
night naked.
-You did not.
-Yes. I busted a window.
Oh, my God, there's Bruiser's first
highlights.
Is this the
key to her first office at the firm?
Remember that Caribbean decor? It was
genius.
Look, there she is
with Congresswoman Rudd...
when they started the Harvard alumni
women's event.
-Yeah.
-That's two kick-ass women.
I like them. I really like them.
The first day they met!
Emmett loves her already.
You can see it in his eyes.
Emmett and Elle.
They're truly Romeo and
Juliet without the dying.
Paulette?
Oh,
my God! Girls, I think it's her.
-Quick! Lights out! -OK!
Paulette?
I
thought we were supposed to be at the movies by
9:00.
Surprise!
We got her!
Oh, my God! Margot, Serena, I cannot
believe...
you guys flew
all the way here!
-No
biggie. -On the contrary.
It's a huge biggie. Thank you.
You guys are the best.
Speaking of biggies, can we
see your ring again?
Not
your Delta Nu ring, Elle.
You mean, this one?
Clarity between F.L. and V.V.S. Nice
girdle diameter.
Cut
impeccable. It's a keeper.
Thanks!
Oh, my
gosh, it's from Emmett!
That's me and Emmett on Fenway baseball
field.
It's his favorite
place in the whole world.
I love snow globes.
I can hear the ocean.
Listen, honey, you're a full-time bride
now...
so you'll need a
whole new wardrobe.
I'm
not quitting my job, you guys.
Do you guys remember that feeling we
used to get...
during a
really intense Spinning class?
That we feel so truly amazing about
ourselves?
That's how I
feel being a lawyer. I love it.
I have this huge annual review coming
up...
so keep 'em crossed,
girls.
Crossed!
Congratulations, you did
it.
With three wrong
answers, you've managed to undermine...
the entire foundation upon
which our legal system's built.
And by the way...
it only took me two wrong answers.
Sweetie, you customized my
ring? Again?
Emmett, you
are never going to believe my news!
-What? -Fenway Park!
You, me, two rings, and one recently
ordained umpire...
right
on the entry field!
Infield. What are you talking about?
It turns out the starting
pitcher for the Red Sox...
has an unfortunate unibrow problem.
He goes to Nadia, my
waxer...
so the team
pulled some strings with the site manager...
and we're getting married
at Fenway!
Are you
serious?
Are you sure this
is what you want to do?
I
can married anywhere and it wouldn't matter.
That's a lie.
I'm getting married under the Green
Monster!
Yes!
And in just three months and four days!
Emmett, we have so much to
talk about.
I want
everybody who matters to us to be there.
Oh, my God! I almost
forgot!
You want me to
what?
You want me to what?
A biological birth parent
search.
For your dog.
For my Chihuahua-American
Bruiser Woods.
I found him
abandoned years ago.
Miss,
I'm the highest-paid, most sought after...
private investigator in the
greater Boston area.
That's precisely why we came to you,
Detective.
It is
absolutely vital that we find Bruiser's mother
pronto.
His father might
be more difficult. You know dogs.
May I ask why?
Of course.
recommends a 4 to 6-week window for
RSVPs...
and I can't send
the invitation without an address.
And the sooner I get started on the
calligraphy the better.
You want to send an invitation to your
wedding...
to your dog's
mother. And you're serious?
Detective, if I have to make room...
for my second cousin's
vegan diet coach...
you
better believe I'll make room for the mother...
of the one loving creature
who's always been there for me.
In fact, I can't believe I haven't done
this sooner!
I'm thinking
the same thing.
-Elle!
-Hi, Mr. Blaine.
-The
client is thrilled. -Good!
How you seamlessly negotiated that
deal?
-lt was simply
magnifique. -Thank you.
Big staff meeting today, kiddo.
All right. I got my fingers
crossed.
Milton, two
shots, extra foam.
-Wow.
Thanks, E.W. -No problem!
-Go get 'em today. -Thanks.
Soy for you, honey. No
dairy.
That's right. Thank
you. Your call list is endless.
-lt is? -We better get right on it.
Kevin, you shouldn't have!
I'm not sure they're giving
me the promotion today.
It's just a widespread yet credible
rumor.
It's from me and
the girls.
Oh, right!
Now do me.
I feel like the luckiest girl in the
world.
-Me, too! -You do?
I had no idea I could be
this happy...
without
accruing credit card debt.
Already?
Well,
Miss Woods, even the weird ones get cracked.
-You ready? -Yes!
Bruiser Woods...
meet your mom.
Bruiser...your cheekbones.
And it's all in there.
Good luck finding whatever it is you're
looking for.
Oh, my God!
She's a Bostonian!
Bruiser, we're here!
As your adoptive mother, I'm sure
you're nervous...
about
meeting your birth mother...
but hear her out, OK? I'm sure she had
her reasons.
Bruiser, your
mother lives at...
the top
secret Versace think-tank!
I told you they had one!
No, ma'am.
Unless you have a pass, you cannot go
up there.
Lucky I always
keep it on me.
Hold on.
It's right here.
There you
go.
What is it?
It's my double platinum
V.V.I.P. Versace...
Preferred Customer identification card.
Available only to those
that've shopped on five continents.
If that fails to satisfy you, you can
also contact...
Billy
Dailey, head of customer relations.
You got the wrong VERSACE, lady.
Really? Donatella's not
here?
Bruiser, where are
you going?
Bruiser!
Ma'am!
Bruiser?
Get
back here!
Where are you
going?
Bruiser, I didn't
know you were so athletic.
What is it?
Oh,
my God!
You, come here!
Come on! Open this door
immediately!
What are you
doing here?
You have my
dog's mom, and I need her right now!
Absolutely not. I'm not authorized to
release...
any subjects
from their containment units.
I'm not even allowed to have a key.
Swallow the thing one time,
and all of a sudden...
you're the weird key swallower who
can't be trusted.
I don't
think you're understanding me.
I'm willing to pay for her.
These animals aren't for
sale, ma'am.
They're the
legal property of this facility.
What kind of facility is this?
Mr. Livermore, I'm so
sorry!
Elle, this VERSACE
is a cosmetic testing facility.
-Oh, no! -Bruiser's mom's a test
subject.
I want her out of
there immediately.
Animal
test subjects can only be surrendered...
on a voluntary basis, and
they're not volunteering.
After I get through with them, they'll
be begging.
And I'm not
just taking Bruiser's mom.
I'll bust all those dogs out of that
doggie dungeon.
This VERSACE's
owned by the C'est Magnifique Corporation!
That's fantastic!
Our law firm represents
C'est Magnifique.
We can
tell them to fix this.
I
can't wait to take this to the partners.
But how are you going to
convince them?
Presenting...
Abandoned at birth, I was on my own at
an early age...
fighting
for survival on the streets of Beverly Hills...
making his way down the
boulevard of broken dreams,
turning tricks at Hollywood and Vine...
yet even when I found a
loving mother...
I
couldn't shake this nagging emptiness in my heart.
It was like a void. When I
looked in the mirror...
who was it that was looking back at me?
This is Bruiser's question.
And in a way, aren't we all
Bruisers?
I think yes.
Thank you.
Ms. Woods, this
is a law firm...
not an
animal rights advocacy group.
We're lawyers. We have to fight for
justice.
And this is
definitely unjust.
In this
case, the cost of beauty is way too high.
I can't believe I said
that, but it's true.
What
we fight for...
is our
clients and their best interests.
But isn't doing the right thing in
everybody's best interest?
I think you're confusing the right
thing and the law.
You
didn't think they were the same, did you?
Why don't we get back to
business...
and discuss
your very bright future?
Pardon me, I don't mean to interrupt...
but I just-- What you're
saying is...
if C'est
Magnifique follows the letter of the law...
even if it ends up hurting
living beings...
we're
just doing our job?
I'm
sorry, Mr. Blaine...
I
don't think I can work with people who believe
that.
You know what?
You're right.
Thank you,
Mr. Blaine.
You shouldn't
have to work with people who believe that.
Absolutely. I knew you
would understand.
You're
fired, Elle.
What?
We only have room for
serious lawyers here.
Take
the rest of the day to clear out your things.
But the secretarial pool
already gave me a balloon.
Keep the balloon, if you wish.
Please, Emmett, just go
away.
Why don't you come
on out, sweetie?
I know
Bruiser doesn't blame you.
But I'm all he has to speak for him in
this world...
and I have
completely failed him.
You
know what I thought the first time I saw you?
No.
I thought...
So...come on out
and let's talk about it.
No.
We could go
over some wedding details.
How about that? It revolves.
And it illuminates.
It's even got the Red Sox
colors.
That's fantastic,
honey!
Speaking of red
socks...
you're not
getting cold feet, are you?
About what?
How's it going to look? A Harvard law
professor...
married to a
lawyer who got fired from her first job.
Fired for something she
believes in.
It's going to
look like...
Thanks.
Holy
crap!
It's gorgeous!
The material keeps falling
apart.
No!
Amy, is something wrong?
You can't do a scallop trim on the
outer hoop skirt.
The
material's too delicate. It'll just fall apart.
But in two out of three
home tests it held.
I am
so sorry, Elle.
No biggie.
I guess I don't need...
a
scallop trim on the outer hoop skirt.
I'll be fine.
What is it that you said back when I
couldn't...
fit into my
white spandex pantsuit for my wedding?
If the fabric doesn't work
with you...
don't work
with it.
It's one of my
favorite mantras.
That is
so true, and I know the most perfect organza!
Or something really classy
like...
Iike white
leather!
I'll call the guy
that did my car seats.
Wait...that's it.
Don't fight the fabric. Change it.
OK, but white leather?
If the law is what's
keeping Bruiser's mother locked up...
I shouldn't be fighting it, I should be
changing it.
Everybody,
I'm going to make...
animal testing for cosmetics illegal!
I know that making a dog
wear mascara and blush is wrong...
This isn't just about Bruiser's mom
anymore...
this is about
the fact that every day...
that I put on my Gold Goddess
luminescent blush...
some
poor little innocent animal might be suffering for
it.
You don't realize how
horrible something is...
until it happens to you personally.
Like breastfeeding.
And if I want to give a
voice to Bruiser...
I have
to go to the place that gave a voice to the
people!
Oh, my God! The
headquarters of
Better!
Ladies...
I'm going to
Washington!
D.C., here I
come!
If anybody can
handle this, it's you, honey.
I got a call from the Delta Nu 24-hour
housing hotline.
Your
apartment's all set.
-Great! -Elle!
Oh, my God! You look like the Fourth of
July!
Makes me want a hot
dog real bad.
Yeah, OK.
You got to get going, honey.
OK.
-Elle, look
at this. -What's that?
According to
your new boss is the best groomed woman
in Washington.
Her
beagle's name is Dolly Madison...
which is my grandma's stripper name.
Isn't that a good sign?
Oh, my gosh. A job with a
brilliant congresswoman...
who's also a fellow Harvard alum.
You'll do great, Elle. It's
destiny.
But isn't
planning the wedding of the century...
and changing the law kind
of hard?
Paulette, I
taught Bruiser how to shop online.
I think I can handle Congress.
See ya.
Home sweet home. You ready?
OK.
Welcome to the Wellington, ma'am.
It's a thrill to be here!
Time to legislate!
No.
Too Nancy.
Too
Hillary.
Too Monica.
Too perfect for words!
Hi!
Good morning, fellow public servants.
It's my first day.
Nice briefcase.
Huh? Thank you.
Hi!
Last item on our agenda--Elle Woods.
Personal Rudd hire, taking
up a bill...
on animal
testing in the cosmetic industry.
I'm sorry, Rudd's backing that?
Matter of conscience,
whatever.
Who knows? Maybe
it'll boost our female demographic.
The point is we're animal lovers now.
If this is so important to
Rudd, shouldn't I be handling it?
No, Timothy, not when we have a
woman...
who according to
Rudd, is one of the shrewdest...
Iegal and political minds of our time.
Hello, patriots!
I don't think I've been
this excited...
since
Gucci became a publicly traded company.
Oh, my God, it's Capitol
Barbie.
She's so shiny.
So where should I start?
Excuse me, sweetie?
Intern orientation is down
the hall in Room 216.
That's before 217 and after 215.
Oh, my God! That is so
sweet of you!
You think
I'm an intern?
That anti-
wrinkle all-salmon diet really works.
Who are you?
-I'm sorry-- -Elle Woods, welcome!
I haven't seen you since
the alumni meeting!
-I
know! How are you? -Good!
This is Elle Woods, everyone.
Basically me when I first
came to D.C...
so make her
feel at home.
You ready to
hit the ground running?
Are these not my comfortable heels?
-Cute shoes. -Thank you.
They are comfy.
Here's
Bruiser. Welcome.
Oh, you
little sugar!
Back her up,
people.
This is the most
collaborative bunch on the Hill...
So gather them together...
talk strategy as soon as you get
settled in.
-And, Elle?
-Yes?
-Welcome to
Washington. -Thank you!
Okey-dokey.
I
missed the part about where my office is.
The desk. Right here.
All righty. Then I'm going
to need a glue gun...
some
pinking shears, and five yards of grosgrain
ribbon.
Yeah, that'll do
it.
Well, look at you.
You can run your wedding
coordinator business...
during all that legislative downtime.
Don't be silly, Grace.
This is to plan my own
wedding to Emmett.
See,
this is us. He had this made for me.
That's him, and that's me smiling.
Maybe he'll make one of you
and me.
You'll be talking
and I'll be throwing up.
Speaking of nuptials, wait till I
tell...
the congresswoman
that I was invited...
to
John McCain's nephew's wedding.
He's really quite a sweet kid.
Tell me something,
Timothy...
is it difficult
for you to breathe with...
your mouth flat against your employer's
butt?
I don't know, Grace.
Is it difficult to see...
with your head in the Minority Whip's
lap?
It was the
distinguished gentlemen from lowa.
His wife had recently left him and we
just talked.
Right.
Because if you did
you
should've gotten some legislation out of it.
How would you even know...
when you're busy chasing
interns on a skateboard?
Excuse me? Who wants to talk animal
testing?
Write a bill,
Britney. I don't have a car!
Snap Cup time
Gather ye round
Friends and foes together
United and bound
Pass it to your neighbor
Instead of blowing up
And we'll find harmony and love
In the Snap Cup!
Don't tell me you don't
know what a Snap Cup is?
OK, I'll explain it.
You are going to write down an
anonymous praise note...
on a little warm fuzzy.
Warm fuzzy?
Yes. Compliments about your co-workers.
Just something nice.
Then you deposit them in
the sacred vessel.
The
Snap Cup is essential to any bipartisan
environment.
Consider 1998
Spring Carnival.
The Delta
Nus partnered with the Kappa Kappa Gammas...
on Project Kissing Booth.
Big problems.
Go ahead,
write.
So, a whole heated
debate transpired...
over
the whole tongue-no tongue policy.
I think you know what side the Kappas
were on.
Anyway, it really
helped us move past the conflict...
and I think it can help us today.
Let's just try this, OK?
Thank you, Reena. Thank
you.
Thanks for that.
Thank you, Timothy.
So now, the Snap Cup
mistress--me--recites.
Good, I got mine.
And, voil? snaps for Grace!
You see? Our first Snap
Cup!
This is so exciting!
I wonder what'll happen next?
All right, this is...
A riddle. That's
so cool.
I love riddles.
Enough already.
Maybe we can do something
actually worthwhile...
Iike attend the hearing of the
committee...
you need to
crack. I'll take you myself.
Thank you, Grace. That's very generous
of you.
See, I think the
Snap Cup really works.
Wow.
Good
morning.
This is just like
on C-SPAN except I'm not bored.
You're in the wrong room, sweetheart.
Intern orientation is in
room...
216? Yes, I've
heard. Thank you.
Hi, I'm
Elle Woods. I'm not an intern.
Rob Cole. Me, neither.
I'm the new legislative aide to
Congresswoman Rudd.
I'm an
old congressman from Delaware.
I've been to Delaware! No sales tax.
Good one, sir.
Committee
is called to order.
Welcome to the special meeting of
the...
Excuse me. Sorry.
Committee of Energy and
Commerce.
Before we turn
to our official agenda...
are there any introductory remarks?
Madam chairwoman...
Grace Rossiter, chief of
staff...
Representative
Rudd, Massachusetts.
As
our newest legislative assistant...
will be spearheading a campaign under
your committee...
I'm sure
she'd love the floor.
Thus
I yield to my colleague, the lady in hot pink.
You have the floor, lady in
hot pink.
Me?
Would you care to more specifically
identify yourself?
Oh,
sure!
My name is Elle
Woods, Boston by way of Bel Air.
And as my surname would suggest...
I am a passionate advocate
for everything in nature...
and a contented citizen...
until my shorthaired Chihuahua,
Bruiser...
brought me
face-to-face with the animal testing issue.
You're out of order, Miss
Woods.
This is a fuel
efficiency hearing.
I
don't see anything in the agenda about animal
testing.
Will you yield
the floor?
Absolutely. I'm
almost done.
So, in
conclusion, I just want to say...
that I am so excited about the day...
that I get to march up
those grand Capitol steps...
and drop that very bill in the...
What's it called?
It's like a shiny, mahogany
box thing?
The hopper.
Exactly! The hopper! How
could I forget?
It's like
a bunny. Perfect for animal testing.
And I want to let everybody know...
that I'm having a post-
hopper tapas party.
I'm
making sangria. It's really yummy.
My, my, how very interesting that all
sounds.
It'll be fun.
However, the next time you
consider...
attending a
hearing over which I preside...don't!
Committee is called to order.
OK.
Welcome to the special meeting of the
Committee...
of Energy and
Commerce. For the record...
would the secretary please make note
that...
Welcome to the
Wellington, ma'am.
Seventeen-B?
You have a package.
Inside that box are the most perfect
wedding shoes ever.
Both
visually stunning and cleated.
And I won't be able to wear them...
since I obviously won't
make the date...
for
Emmett's fantasy baseball wedding...
given that I don't have a chance of
getting...
those important
congresspeople to co-sponsor my bill...
which I need to get a
hearing to stop animal testing...
in order to reunite Bruiser with his
mother...
in order to have
them at my wedding...
in
which I was going to wear...
the most perfect wedding shoes ever...
right inside that box.
They never covered this in
the handbook.
They're
something, all right.
You
think?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Elle Woods, legislative
aide...
to Congresswoman
Rudd, Massachusetts.
Sid
Post. Doorman.
That door.
All day I've felt like
white, open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
I hate that feeling.
Whatever that means.
I better get going. If I'm
going to pass a law...
I
have to work up some plan of attack...
with the Committee of En
and Ron or whatever.
Bye,
Sid.
-Comm. -What'd you
say?
It's called the
Committee of Energy and Commerce.
Oh, yeah. Right. Thanks.
This is really important to me, Grace.
They wouldn't cover my
nana's anti-itch cream...
which means she only has one free hand
for bingo.
-lf I could get
a hearing-- -Where's your bill, Reena?
The staff lawyers couldn't
draft it for six weeks...
but if you could talk to the
congressman's aide...
I
could get on the agenda.
We pushed prescription drugs last term.
I have a lot of issues that
come first.
Reena, if
Grace finds herself otherwise prioritized...
maybe you could talk to
this aide yourself.
Or
better yet, directly to the congressman.
Don't you have something to
alphabetize?
In fact, now
that I think about it...
with Reena's clear passion for the
project...
who better to
write this bill than Reena?
Me?
It's like I
always say--
Why let
someone else do for you what you can do for
yourself?
Except in the
case of eyebrow maintenance.
We always say follow protocol.
It's worked for the past
200 years...
OK, Miss Snap
Cup?
Stick it out with the
lawyers. They'll get to you eventually.
This is the new
congressmember roster.
Just a dollar.
Don't you believe in helping a guy out?
What I do believe in,
sir...
is an honest day's
work for an honest day's pay.
Not rewards for idleness.
-50 cents? -Leave me!
-Just a quarter. -Go bother someone
else!
People here have no
common courtesy.
Want to
get a hearing for your bill?
Get Congresswoman Hauser. She needs a
political makeover.
Sidney?
Who
needs a what?
Hauser.
Tough redhead on En and Comm.
If she can put her name on something
warm and fuzzy...
something like puppies, that could do
the trick.
Really? What if
I showed Hauser the photos...
of what they're doing to these animals?
That'd work... with someone
with a heart.
Hauser
responds to facts, figures, and demographics.
You gotta do your homework.
How did you learn all this?
I have been stationed on
the forefront...
of all
major political and social scandals...
for the past 30 years.
You worked in the White
House?
No, at the
Wellington.
After Hauser,
you'll need Stanford Marks...
Alabama Republican. A real hard-ass.
Sidney, you are, without a
doubt...
the most useful
person I've met in Washington.
Hauser's margin in the last election?
Four points. 52-48.
Hauser's chief?
Hall, Ted. 34, moderate,
tough.
-Marks' aide?
-Murphy. Conservative, tougher.
-I think you're ready. -Thank you, Sid.
For shizzle...my ezzle.
I borrowed this.
Excuse me!
Given the historical tendencies...
of the congresswoman's
voting pool...
animal
testing is the very issue your platform needs.
Which brings me to my
demographic breakdown target.
Which brings us to the end of our time,
but good stuff.
I'll bat
it around with my colleagues.
I'm not done with my presentation.
-ls Friday good?
-Absolutely.
The second
one in November, and the line starts down there.
But wait! I won't be here
in November.
I'm getting
married.
If you insist
Congressman Marks is unavailable...
perhaps you could look at...
my alternative testing
economics incentive chart.
But it's pop-up.
I will read this homeowners legislation
this weekend.
Five more
minutes and I'm due in committee. Reena.
Well--
Reena's prescription drugs for the
elderly amendment--
rejected during mark-up session.
Sorry, Nana.
-Where are we with the animals? -Still
not on the calendar.
So
we're nowhere. Grace, help Elle with this.
Let's get going. I'll see
you all later.
Grace...
I think I can get a meeting
with Hauser's aide.
Please. You could have 100 meetings...
and it still wouldn't
matter.
This is Washington
politics...
not warm
fuzzies and kissing booths.
It takes savvy and street smarts.
I've seen thousands of
polite, idealistic girls...
just like you traipse up and down this
Hill...
and go home empty-
handed with blisters on their feet.
Thank you, Grace.
You actually reminded me of something
really important.
I came
here to give my dog a voice...
and I'd forgotten about my own.
So you can do it the
Washington way.
But I'm
going to do it the Elle Woods way.
Time to get serious.
Time to get serious.
Subject--Congresswoman Libby Hauser.
Came of age in Post-War
boom...
typified by 1951
Charles Jourdan stiletto heel.
Moving up to the Texan's head, which is
red...
suspect chemical
assistance. Must pursue.
Hit me, Post.
118 salons within a 10-mile radius...
broken down by color
expertise...
and
philosophical approach to hair maintenance and
style.
I didn't know you
could have a philosophy of hair.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe
that's where I went wrong.
Go for Woods.
It's just as you suspected.
She's at a moderate
conservative salon...
founded on the principles of Vidal.
In fact, it was one of our
case studies...
Iast year
at Hair University.
That
was right before they flunked me.
Paulette, they weren't ready for your
vision.
I know you'll make
your mark hair-wise.
Sorry.
-You got
a pen? -Yes.
It's at
Constitution and 12th.
The
Salon Bontempo.
Don't you
just love a salon day?
Yes, so peaceful and quiet.
Makes it so much easier to
talk that way.
They have
rules about that here.
I
know. That's why I called to make sure...
they used PETA-approved
hair care products.
When
you think about what they do to those animals--
Which is why I don't think
about it.
Does the trick.
Excellent bobby pin
handling.
Thank you,
Frederic. Looks great.
Isn't it so comforting to see...
they use eco-friendly foil
technology here?
Every
planet needs a friend, that's what I always say.
If I wanted to talk about
the emotional life of a rock...
you'd know it by now.
Until this day, I'd held the highest
opinion...
of redheads as
a fellow hair minority group.
I heard quite enough of your
politics...
at the
committee meeting, thank you very much.
When was the last time you
wore the yellow tea rose?
I'm sorry? What did you just--
When was the last time you
wore your yellow tea rose?
On the night of my initiation.
Wasn't the passing of the
secret scented eternal flame...
of the goddess Delta Nu not the most
moving experience?
Especially the part where we sipped...
from the secret pink
chalice of sisterhood!
Yes!
Delta who?
Delta Nu!
Delta-Delta boo-gah-loo
Nu Nu Delta
Theta, Beta
Lambda, Mu
Ooh-
aah, Delta Nu!
Libby
Hauser, Texas. Planning a wedding?
That
Thank you.
Who is he? Zeta Lambda Nu,
I hope.
Actually, I'm
marrying outside the Greek system...
but he's totally letter-worthy.
But how is D.C. Elle-
worthy?
I'm here to speak
for those who can't speak for themselves.
How interesting.
It's more than interesting.
It's practical.
Strictly a
numbers game as far as you're concerned.
125,468--Number of people
in your district with dog licenses.
12,762--The number of unemployed
scientists...
with the
skills to develop alternatives to animal testing.
And finally, 6285--the lD
number of my dog's captive mother.
I'm not sure I followed all that...
but you got my attention.
If there's one thing I know
how to do...
it's rinse
and repeat. Shall we?
Excuse me, do you happen to have a--
-Get lost! -Excuse me, sir!
-Do you have a-- -No, I'm
busy.
Sir, could I use a
section of your newspaper?
We're late for your doggie spa
appointment.
-Here you go.
-Thank you, young lady.
No
problem. What kind of world would this be...
if we didn't help each
other out every once in a while?
Have a good day.
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