-
哇
谢尔顿
真不敢相信你居然自创了游戏
Wow, Sheldon, I cannot believe you made
up your own game.
研究实验室
可不仅仅是游戏
Oh,
就像这标语写的
物理虽然只存在于理论中
It's like the slogan says:
但其中的快乐却是实实在在的
but
the fun is real.
那我们现在肯定玩的不对
We must not be playing it right.
好
五
All right,
five.
一
二
三
四
五
One, two,
three, four, five.
喔
看呐
Oh, wow, look at that.
我的国防部科研资金再度下拨
My
Department of Defense research grant is renewed.
掷得好
Oh! Great
roll!
现在你可以拆了你的苏式回旋加速器
Now you can demolish your Soviet-style
cyclotron
然后建造一个大型强子对撞机
and build the large Hadron Collider.
吔
Yay.
你玩这个很有天赋
佩妮
You're a
natural at this, Penny.
作为首批第二版测试者
你们会在周日
And as the
first beta testers, you two'll have quite the edge
与沃罗威茨和库萨帕里的对决上获得不小优势
when we play with Wolowitz and
Koothrappali on Sunday.
天呐
谢尔顿
Oh, gee, Sheldon,
我不认为我们周日能来玩
I
don't think we can play on Sunday.
为什么
Why not?
原因佩妮现在告诉你
Because
of the reasons that Penny will now tell you.
佩妮
Penny?
事实上
我要去机场接我的朋友贾斯汀
Actually, I have to pick up my friend
Justin from the airport.
听到了吧
她必须去机场接她的朋友贾斯汀
There you go-- she has to pick up her
friend Justin at the airport.
而且我玩不了因为我要和她一起去
对吗
And I can't
play 'cause I'm going with her-- right?
对
如果你想的话
Um, yeah,
if you want.
我是说
车子也许没有空间了
I mean,
there may not be room.
他带了好多东西
比如吉他和放大器什么的
He's
got a lot of stuff--like guitars and amplifiers...
等等
Wait.
你在说什么呢
What are
you talking about?
我朋友贾斯汀
My friend Justin.
注意力集中点
莱纳德
Pay
attention, Leonard.
这是她周日不能来的原因
That's why she can't play on Sunday.
这个贾斯汀是谁
Who is
this Justin?
-
到你了
莱纳德
-
我跟你提过他
- Your turn, Leonard.
- I told you about him.
-
你没有
-
掷骰子
莱纳德
- No, you
didn't. - Roll the dice, Leonard.
有的
我一个来自奥马哈并玩吉他的朋友
{c plays the guitar.
不论如何
他要来洛杉矶找些演奏的工作
Anyway, he's coming to L.A. looking for
some session work,
所以我跟他说可以在我家的沙发上睡几个星期
so I told him he could just crash on my
couch for a few weeks.
快点
莱纳德
如果你掷了六
Come on,
Leonard--if you roll a six,
佩妮就会在核外泄中惨死
Penny
dies horribly in a nuclear meltdown.
明白我为什么说乐趣是实实在在的了吗
See what I mean when I say the fun is
real?
等等
Hang on.
某男要去睡你的沙发
Some
guy is going to be sleeping on your couch?
他不是
某男
< br>He's not
他是我朋友
He's my friend.
你说的
朋友
是
指
朋友般的朋友
So by
同性恋朋友
还是
< br>前男友兼现在你正柏拉图式暗恋
且有可能发生关系的朋友
but still might
have a thing for you
friend
他肯定不是同性恋
Well, he's definitely not gay.
肯定不是同性恋的音乐人
Oh,
ho-ho, a definitely not gay musician
睡在我女朋友的沙发上
sleeping on my girlfriend's couch.
真开心
Yippee.
好吧
我们很久之前是曾经拍拖过
Okay, we went out a little bit, a long
time ago.
但绝对不是正在拍拖
But we were never like
不是为了表示我很有学问
但是上一次我查证
Okay,
not to be pedantic, but last I checked
曾经拍拖
实际上是
正在拍拖的
过去式
并且地球人都知道这是
坦诚相见
的
which I think we all know is a popular
euphemism
委婉说法
for
干脆我来替你掷好了
I'll just roll for you.
你对贾斯汀跟我住有意见吗
Do
you have a problem with Justin staying with me?
你当初是怎么想的
What was
your first clue?
糟糕
工业事故
Uh-oh! Industrial accident.
告诉你
跟我说话的时候别把我当白痴
You
know what? Don't talk to me like I'm an idiot.
我跟你说话时没把你当做白痴
I'm
not talking to you like you're an idiot!
我是说这整件事很愚蠢
I'm
saying the whole idea is idiotic!
你一不小心直视氦氩激光
暂停一轮并失去一只眼睛的视网膜
Lose one turn and a
retina.
难道你不是把我当白痴
How is that not talking to me like I'm
an idiot?
那是我的朋友
我的沙发
It's my
friend, it's my couch,
是我
TM<
/p>
自己的生活
and it's my
freakin' life!
也到你掷骰子了
It's also your roll.
没错
那是你的生活
You know
what? It is your life.
你要是想让什么狗屁吉他手睡你的沙发上
随你
If
you want to have some stupid guitarist stay on
your couch, then fine!
那你干嘛不租几张
Why
don't you just rent
双层床然后把黑眼豆豆请来
some
bunk beds and invite The Black Eyed Peas?!
听着
如果我想邀请整个洛拉帕罗扎音乐节的
Hey, if I want to invite the entire
lineup of Lollapalooza
阵容来我公寓睡觉
我绝对会的
to sleep in
my apartment, I will,
而且这与你无关
and it's
none of your business!
你在听自己都说了些什么吗
Are
you listening to yourself?
你知道你现在听起来是多么的小孩子气吗
Do you know how childish you sound
right now?
哦
现在我变小孩子了
Oh, now
I'm a child?
至少我再也不是白痴了
Well, at least I'm not an idiot
anymore!
这两个词可不是互斥的
The two aren't mutually exclusive!
你真是个
...
Oh, you
are such a--
他这是
TMD
在干嘛呢
What the hell is he
doing?!
他要把我们逼出去
He's drowning us out.
他不喜欢吵架
He doesn't
like fighting.
谢尔顿
快停下来
吵架结束了
Sheldon,
just stop! Look, the fight is over!
还有
仅供参考
Oh, and FYI,
你在遇到我之前根本就没听说过
you never even heard of The Black Eyed
Peas
黑眼豆豆
until
you met me!
我听说过他们
I heard of 'em!
只不过不知道他们是个组合罢了
Didn't know they were a band.
谢尔顿
她已经走了
Sheldon,
she's gone.
你可以关掉搅拌机了
You can turn off the blender.
你的恋爱关系已经到了一定要丑陋结束的地步吗
Has your relationship reached its
inevitable ugly end?
不
我们只是有了点小争执
No, we just had a little spat.
往好的一面想想
Look on
the bright side.
作为对佩妮的惩罚
As a result of Penny's forfeit
< br>你成为了世界首位
研究实验室
<
/p>
的胜者
you have
become the world's first winner of
你要来份纪念沙冰吗
Would
you like a commemorative snow cone?
我真不明白她怎么就这么直接宣布
I
don't get how she can just announce
她的前男友要来睡她沙发上
that
an old boyfriend is going to be sleeping on her
couch.
我想到了一个在车里能玩的游戏
Hey, I thought of a game we can play in
the car.
我不想玩游戏
谢尔顿
I don't want
to play a game, Sheldon.
游戏名字叫
科学家
It's called
现在
我会说出三个科学家的名字
Now,
I will name three scientists,
然后你对他们排序
then you
will put them in order
根据他们对各自领域的贡献大小
of
the size of their contribution to their respective
fields.
为了让这个游戏更有趣
To make this game even more compelling,
你必须只考虑这个人
you
must consider only the contribution
对这个领域做出的贡献
of the
man to the field,
不论这个领域的理论到底是对是错
not the validity of the field itself.
比如说阿布·穆萨·贾比尔·伊本·哈扬
For example: Abu Musa Jabir ibn Hayyan
对臭名昭著的炼金术做出的贡献
made a greater contribution to the
discredited field of alchemy
比霍伯特·范德普莱特在神经生物学中的贡献要大得多
than Halbert Vanderplatt made to
neurobiology.
好了
准备好来点乐子了吗
Okay,
ready to have some fun?
一个绝对不是同性恋的前男友
An
old boyfriend who's definitely not gay.
还是人们最喜欢听的
--
绝对的
That's what a
guy likes to hear--
好的
我先来个简单的
All right, I'll start with an easy one:
艾萨克·牛顿
居里夫人和尼尔斯·玻尔
Um,
Isaac Newton, Madame Curie and Niels Bohr.
然后我只说了一点点最后却成了坏人
And then I say one little thing and I
end up being the bad guy!
提示
居里夫人有她的丈夫帮她
Hint: Madame Curie had her husband to
help her.
我能说什么
What am I supposed to say?
当然
佩妮
你让旧相好在家过夜
我完全没意见
sleeping in your
apartment.
莱纳德
你有没有意见不重要
因为本美女佩妮
喜欢干啥就干啥
and I can do whatever the hell I
want!
我懂了
你觉得和我在一起
只是在同情我
being in a relationship with
me!
不
莱纳德
我能跟你同处一室
就已经是同情你了
just by being in the same room as
you!
莱纳德
停车
Leonard! Stop
the car!
怎么了
What?
我不想再听你们吵架了
I can't listen to the two of you fight
anymore.
快
速度
要迟到了
Come on,
come on, we're late.
淡定
我们能赶上电影
Calm down. We'll make the movie.
根据现在的情况
我的警告是对的
I believe
my alarm is appropriate,given the situation.
电影
17
分钟后开始
The movie starts in 17 minutes,
也就是说我们得赶上科罗拉多大道的全部绿灯
which means we'll need to make all the
lights
而且不能去买东西吃了
on Colorado Boulevard, plus skip the
concession stand,
开场前也不能去尿尿了
and preshow urination.
兄台
我刚灌下一瓶红牛时
Oh,
dude, I wish you had said something
你咋不说话
before I
pounded that last Red Bull.
走
恐龙战队
快
Go, go, Power
Rangers, go!
嘿
Hey.
嘿
Hey.
我们赶着去看电影
We're, uh, going to the movies.
才怪
No, we're not.
我们站在走廊里
We're
standing in the hallway,
忍受你们尴尬的相遇
suffering through an awkward encounter.
等一下
Hang on.
新的《时光大盗》今天开映
They're showing a new digital print of
Time Bandits.
你不会想看的
对吧
You wouldn't want to come, would you?
一点都不想
Not really,
no.
好了
毫无意义的邀请说了
All
right, invitation pointlessly offered,
不出意料地被谢绝了
invitation declined as expected,
大家都很文明
没有人吵架
everyone's
civil, nobody's fighting.
晚上愉快
Have a nice
evening.
就给我们一分钟
Just give us a minute.
你们慢慢谈
Oh, take
all the time you need.
我们要不要谈谈昨晚的事
So,
are we going to talk about last night?
你准备道歉了吗
Are you
ready to apologize?
不
No.
答案错误
Wrong answer.
谢谢参与
But thank
you for playing.
拜托
Oh, come on.
这也太傻逼了
This is
stupid.
又来了
Oh,
there it is again!
你觉得我很傻逼
You think I'm stupid!
不
人傻和行为愚蠢
No,
there's a difference
是不一样的
between being stupid and acting stupid.
是吗
那混球和混蛋
Oh, yeah?
well, there's a difference
也很不一样呢
between
being a jerk and being an ass!
才怪
No, there
isn't!
两个是同义词
They're synonyms!
场面相当不愉快啊
Well,
that was rather unpleasant.
开场前我都不用尿尿了
Yeah,
I don't think I need my preshow urination anymore.
莱纳德
那女的三年前搬进来时
Leonard, when that woman moved in three
years ago,
我就告诉你不要搭理她
现在好了
I told you not to talk to her, and now
look,
电影我们是迟到定了
we're going to be late for the movies.
哟
《神奇蜘蛛侠》
183
Hey!
Look! Amazing Spider-Man 183.
买了
Got it.
记得这本吗
Remember
this one?
蜘蛛侠之一败涂地
Spider-Man loses a big fight
接着女朋友还跟他分手了
and
then his girl friend breaks up with him.
要我买给你吗
Want me to
get it for you?
能帮你转移一下注意力
It'll help take your mind off things.
伙计们
怎么回事
Hey, guys.
What's going on?
等下一场《时光大盗》放映前
Oh,
we need to kill a couple hours
我们得在这消磨几小时
till
the next showing of Time Bandits.
没问题
Oh, well,no
problem.
我还想早点打烊回家
I was thinking of closing early and
going home,
但面对现实吧
but let's face it,
我家也只不过是间小一点的
that's just a slightly smaller lonely
room
堆满漫画书的孤舍
filled with comic book
谢谢
斯图尔特
Thanks,
Stuart.
我问你
Let
me ask you something.
你觉得佩妮让老相好
Do you
think it's okay for Penny
在自己家过夜合适吗
to have
an ex-boyfrid sleep on her couch?
当然不好
她明显太过分了
No, I
mean, she's obviousl way out of line.
谢谢
Thank you!
但如果她把你甩了
But if
she dumps you,
她第二天就能找个新欢
she'll have a new boyfrien by tomorrow
morning
而你得想办法自己做一个娃娃
and you'll have a new girl friend
才能算有新欢
when you
figure out how to build one.
唯一的疑问是
你什么时候才举白旗
So the
only question is: how long until you fold?
我才不会举白旗
I am not
going to fold.
等等
我不觉得
Well, excuse me, I don't think
佩妮有丝毫过分之处
Penny's
out of line at all.
她又不是你的人
You don't own her.
正如我的女神碧昂斯说的
It's
like my girl Beyonce says:
你要是喜欢塔
就该向他求婚
得了吧
Come on.
最起码
At the very least,
佩妮发现莱纳德为此不高兴
when
she found out Leonard was upset about it,
她就应该退让
she
should've backed off.
你是说正如某人不高兴
You
mean like when a guy's upset
因为他朋友答应和他去上烹饪课
because his friend agreed to take a
cooking class with him
结果却放鸽子
and then
doesn't show up
因为他正和他妈进行果蔬汁断食
because he's doing a juice fast with
his mother?
我不知道你为此不高兴
I didn't know you were upset about
that.
是嘛
难道所有的暗示你都没看到
Really! Did you miss all the subtitle
indicators,
比如
霍华德
我不高兴
like me
saying,
对不起
行了吧
Okay, sorry.
或许在这个国家的意义不同
Maybe it means something different in
this country.
在印度
这表示我在生一个叫霍华德的小子的气
Back in India, it means you're upset
with a guy named Howard!
我道过歉了
I said I'm
sorry.
道歉也弥补不了
Sorry doesn't make up for the fact
我得和一个素食者做鸡肉饭
that
I had to make chicken and rice with this vegan
guy.
你知道素鸡肉饭是什么吗
Do you know what vegan chicken and rice
is?
就是米饭
Rice!
你以为我就很开心吗
Yeah,
well, you think I was having fun,
整晚坐着听我妈唠叨
sitting
around all night listening to my mother say,
你这辈子尿过这么多吗
天啊
你真是个恋娘狂
Oh, my
God, you are such a mama's boy.
喂
别把我妈扯进来
Hey,
don't bring my mother into this!
你自己把她扯进来的
You
brought your mother into this!
别吵了
你们两个
Stop it,
both of you.