高中英语《Frinds老友记》第2季中英文对照完整剧本221 The One With the Two Bullies素

221 The One With the Two Bullies

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is there. Monica is

watching stock prices on a business channel.]

JOEY:

Hey Monica, why are we watchin' the business channel?

MONICA:

'Cause I was going by it the other day and I saw that there

was a stock with my initial

s, MEG, on it and, well, sometimes I have

to watch for two or three hours before it comes up again but when it

does, it's pretty exciting.

RACHEL:

Ok honey, you really need a job.

ROSS:

Mon, speaking of which, dad says he knows someone you can call

for an interview.

MONICA:

Really.

PHOEBE:

Ok, right there. That, that's the third sign today. Right

there.

ROSS:

On behalf of everyone, I'd just like to say behuh.

PHOEBE:

No,

'cause

you

just

said

dad

and

everywhere

I

go

today

I

keep

getting

signs

telling

me

to

go

see

my

father.

Like

when

I

was

walking

over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name.

EVERYONE: Ahh.

PHOEBE:

And they were serving franks which is his first name minus

the s at the end. And there was a rotisserie with spinning chicken.

MONICA:

His indian name?

PHOEBE:

No

be

cause

I

chickened

out

the

last

time

when

I

tried

to

meet

him. So I mean coincidences? I don't think so.

ROSS:

Freakish.

MONICA:

Wow.

JOEY:

Freaky.

MONICA:

Weird, weird.

RACHEL:

Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?

PHOEBE:

Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him.

MONICA:

Why?

PHOEBE:

Hamburger. McDonald's. Old MacDonald had a farm, my dad is

a pharmacist.

OPENING TITLES

[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler and Ross enter in sweats carrying

rackets.]

CHANDLER:

Man, I am so beat.

ROSS:

Oh yeah.

CHANDLER:

Hey, you just wanna forget about raquetball and hang out

here?

ROSS:

Yeah alright.

[they sit at the couch]

BIG BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey you're in our seats.

ROSS:

Oh, sorry we didn't know.

LITTLE

BULLY:

[walks

back

from

the

counter]

Hey,

we

were

sitting

there.

221

两个小流氓

嗨

Monica,

为什么我们在看财经频道

?

因为那天我无意中看到发现

有个股票 上面有我的名字字首，

MEG

，

嗯，有时我要等

2

，

3

个小时才能看到它再

次出现，

但是，当它出来的时候，还是很爽的

Ok

亲爱的，你真的得找份工作了

Mon

（

Monica

的昵称，下同）

说起这个，

老爸说他认识个人，

你要是想面试可以打

给他

真的？

Ok

，就这个

这是今天第三个征兆了。就这个

为了大家，我得问一句，怎么了？

不是。因为你刚才说了爸爸

而且今天我不论我去哪里，

我都不停的得到应该去见我爸爸的征兆

就好像当我过来这里的时候，

我经过 一个自助餐厅（

buffet

）

...

那（

Buffet

）是我父亲的姓

啊哈

他们当时 正在上法兰克福香肠

（

franks

）

，

在结尾去掉

s

（

Frank

）那是他（我父亲）

的名

没错！！

而且那有个烤肉架上有个转着烤的鸡

他的印度名字？

不，因为我上次因为害怕没有去见他

（

chicken out

，跟鸡

chicken

同）

这些都是巧合吗？我可不那么认为

古怪

/ -

哇欧

很奇怪。

/

不可思议

不可思议

Ok

，谁想要最后一个汉堡？

哦，到此为止，现在我必须去见他

为什么？

汉堡。麦当劳

老

MacDonald

（麦当劳拥有者）有个农场

我父亲是个药剂师。（音同农场）

2

个恃强凌弱的人

噢

,

我太累了

是呀

-

嗨，你觉着干脆不打墙球了，

呆在这里怎么样？

嗯

,

好吧

嗨，你们坐了我们的位子

CHANDLER:

Ok, there is one more way to say it, who knows it?

LITTLE BULLY: Is that supposed to be funny?

CHANDLER:

No actually, I was just going for colorful.

BIG BULLY: What's with this guy?

LITTLE BULLY: What's with you?

ROSS:

Uh, nothing, nothing's with him. Enjoy your coffee.

[as

they're

walking

off,

little

bully

grabs

Chandlers

hat

from

behind

and puts it on himself]

CHANDLER:

What just happened?

LITTLE BULLY: I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. My, my

joke is that I, I took your hat.

CHANDLER:

That, that is funny. Can I have it back?

LITTLE BULLY: No.

CHANDLER:

No?

BIG BULLY: No.

ROSS:

Ok,

ok,

you

know

what?

I

think

you're

very

funny.

Kudos

on

that

hat joke. But, come on guy just, just give him back the hat.

BIG BULLY: Why should we?

ROSS:

Because it's a special hat. [Chandler looks at Ross funny] See

he bought it 'cause he was feeling really down one day so he got the

hat to cheer himself up, ya know. Now Chandler...

CHANDLER:

Stop

talking,

stop

talking

now.

Let

me

just

get

this

straight. You're actually stealing my hat?

BIG BULLY: You got a problem with that?

CHANDLER:

No, just wanna make sure we're on the same page.

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Rachel are sitting

there and Monica walks in.]

RACHEL:

Hey, how'd the interview go?

MONICA:

It bit. It was a 50's theme restraunt. I have to cook in a

costume and dance on the counter. I mean I was a chef at Cafe des

Artistes.

I

mean

how

could

I

take

a

job

where

I

have

to

make

something

called Laverne and Curly Fries?

RACHEL:

So don't do it.

MONICA:

How can I not do it? I have $$127 in the bank.

JOEY:

Monica, relax, go get a beer.

MONICA:

I don't want a beer.

JOEY:

Who said it was for you?

ROSS and

CHANDLER:

[both enter looking down] Hhhiiii.

RACHEL:

What's the matter with you?

CHANDLER:

The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.

RACHEL:

Noo.

JOEY:

You're kiddin'.

ROSS:

It

was

ridiculous.

Ya

know,

these

guys,

they

were

bullies,

actual

bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed

to happen anymore.

RACHEL:

Oohhh.

ROSS:

Hi.

RACHEL:

Hi. [Ross turns to Rachel and they hug]

噢，不好意思，我们不知道

嗨，我们刚才坐在这里的

Ok

，还有另一个说法，

天知道？

你这话应该是很风趣的吗？

不，实际上我只是想换个说法

这家伙怎么回事？

你怎么回事？

恩，没什么，他没怎么

享受你们的咖啡吧

刚才怎么回事？

我只是拿了你的帽子 。瞧，我也可以变得

风趣

我的笑话就是，我拿了你的帽子

那，那很有趣

我能拿回来吗？

不行

不行？

不

好吧，好吧，这么招吧，

我认为你很风趣

那个帽子笑话很不错

但是，别介哥们，

把帽子还给他吧

为什么我们应该（还给他）？

因为这是一个很特别的帽子

他买这顶帽子因为那天他情绪很低落，

所以他才买了这帽子来让自己高兴一点

你知道，现在

Chandler...

别说了，起码现在别说了

我直说了吧，你实际上偷了我的帽子？

怎么？有问题吗？

没有

,

只是确认一下我们当成共识

Hey

，面试怎么样？

糟透了

那是个

50

年代主题餐馆。

我不得不穿着戏

服做饭

并且在柜台上跳舞

我以前是“

Cafe des Artistes

”的厨师

我怎么能在一个叫

Laverne and Curly

快餐店

的地方做东西？

那就别干

我怎么能不干？我只有

$$127

存款了

Monica

，放轻松，

去拿个啤酒

我不想喝啤酒

谁说是给你的？

CHANDLER:

Ohhh [turns as if to hug someone] Oh no, wait a minute, I

have no one.

JOEY:

Hey, woah, let's go down there and get your hat back.

CHANDLER:

Na, forget it, it's probably stripped and sold for parts

by now.

MONICA:

[seeing TV] Hey, I went up.

RACHEL:

What?

MONICA:

My stock, MEG, it went up 2 points. Hey guys, do you realize

that if I had invested my $$127 in myself yesterday that I'd like

have...a lot more than that today. Ya know what, I'm gonna do it.

JOEY:

Do what?

MONICA:

Put all my money in me.

RACHEL:

Monica, what are you talking about? You don't know the first

thing about the stock market.

MONICA:

What's to know? Buy sell, high low, bears bulls...[on the

phone] Yes Manhattan...yeah telephone number of the stock...selling

store.

[Scene:

Phoebe's

dad's

house.

Phoebe

pulls

up

in the

cab

with

Rachel

and Joey in the back.]

[Phoebe slams on the breaks. Joey and Rachel are thrown forward into

the pillows in their laps.]

JOEY:

See, didn't I tell ya these pillows would be a good idea?

PHOEBE:

Oh God, here we go. For the first time in my life I'm gonna

say 'Hi birthfather'.

RACHEL:

We love you, we're here for you.

JOEY:

Yeah good luck, good luck.

PHOEBE:

Thanks. [gets out of the cab]

JOEY:

Hey Rach, you uh, you want some sandwich?

RACHEL:

Ohh, what is in that?

JOEY:

Olive loaf and ham spread, no mayo.

RACHEL:

No no, 'cause mayo, that would make it gross.

PHOEBE:

[a little dog starts attacking her leg] Hey, hey, no, oh oh.

RACHEL:

Run Phoebe run.

PHOEBE:

No no no, doggie please. Oh, I do so wanna love all animals,

please no.

JOEY:

Get him a bone, get a bone. You gotta bone?

RACHEL:

Are you kidding me?

PHOEBE:

Look kibbles, bits. Oh God, alright, get the hell off my leg

you yippity piece of crap. [Flings the dog off and jumps in the cab.

The

dog

keeps

jumping

up

to

the

window.]

Ok,

alright,

we

have

a

problem.

JOEY:

Well why don't you just reach out and take his trampoline.

RACHEL:

Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and

throws it out the window]

JOEY:

Hey, hey, hey no.

RACHEL:

Ok, doggie get the- aahhh. Ok go get the sandwich, get the

sandwich

doggie.

[dog

ignores

the

sandwich]

Good

doggie

get

the

sandwich, get the...ok, Joey, the dog will lick himself but he w

ill

not touch your sandwich, what does that say?

嗨

~

你们又怎么了？

有衰人在咖啡厅拿了我的帽子

不会吧

开玩笑吧

这太荒谬了。那两人，他们就是那种

吃软怕硬的，你知道，就那种欺负老实人

的。

我们都是成人了。

这种事情不应该再发生

了