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《孔雀东南飞》(英文搞笑话剧)
——
金科
Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿
Johnny(J for
short)
刘兰芝
Lunch(L for short)
焦母
Johnny
< br>’
s mother(JM for short)
刘母
Lunch’s
mother(LM for short)
太守之子
p>
Mayor
’
s son(MS for
short)
强
盗
Burglars(AB and
C)
Prologue
(J
作被打状跑上台
,
内砸出一卷纸筒
,J
被
打中
,
狼狈不堪
)
J: Everybody says that
I’m
hen pecked,
but
in fact,
I’m as strong as a
tiger,(
小声
)while my
wife is WuSong.
(
指着上台处的门大声道
)I’m
not afraid of
you!
< br>(
内砸出一脸盆
,
J接住当成盾
牌护着
头
)Then,
I’m
afraid of whom?
My wife
Lunch is the most famous woman
in the
neighbor-hood. She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.
All this
I do not care.I only want her
to be tender than
me. But she is not!
Having a wife like this is
just like
living in the hell!
As you
see , people live around here all
said
that I am not a man. Yes, I am not a man,
I am a handsome
man.(
手撩头发做臭美状
)
(<
/p>
内又砸出一卷纸筒
,
击中
J)
My God! Who can help
me?(
下
)
Act1
(
序幕结束时
,JM
作窃听状
)
JM(
拄拐棍上
):I can!
(
对门内
)Lunch!
Lunch! Where are you?
L(
扎着围裙
,
拿着锅铲
,
从门内跳出来
):I’m
here!
What’s
up
mum?
JM:
I’ve
told you again and again that you
should call me“
my most
beautiful graceful
and dearest mother-
in-
law”.
L: OK.
My most beautiful graceful and
dearest
mother-in-
law,what’sup?
(口气很不
情愿)
JM: Since you married my son you have
behaved so badly. You have been so
rude, so
brusque,
so lazy……
L:
But……
JM:Never
interrupt me!
L: Never
interrupt me!
(手势)
Since I
married your son,
that terrible
Johnny
(语气重
点头)
, I
have been working hard all day long,
cooking and washing. I have
raised
(掰手指头
数)
ten soft hous and sof pigs and ducks
and
chicken and……
JM: But all those you have done are not
as
valuable as a grandson!
L(
生气地挥动着锅铲
):Oh,
you want a
grandson,
don’t
you?(
开始解围裙
)Go and ask
your son.
I’m leaving!(
扯下围裙
,
扔在
JM
p>
的
脸上
,
下
)
Act2
(LM
坐在台上打毛线
,L
拿着锅铲
上
)
L: Mum,
I’m back!
LM:
(惊讶睁大眼)
You are back? Why?
What
happened?
L: I was kicked
out by my most beautiful
graceful and
dearest mother
–
in-
law.
(怨愤抱
拳在胸前)
LM(
惊讶
,
但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神
情
):Se
e!
(手指向兰芝)
I have already
told
you!
(咳嗽两声)
When you insisted on
marrying that terrible
Johnny,
(
咳)
I told you
that he is ugly
stupid and poor, but you did not
listen
to me. Look at
yourself……
(咳咳咳)
L: But,
mum……
(很委屈温声细语)
LM: Never interrupt me!
L: Mum,
I’m not interrupting
you.
I just
want to tell you
that you are always right OK?
And I’ll
marry whom ever you want me to
LM(
大喜
):Nice
girl!
(竖大拇指)
Just now,
I met the mayor`s son in the market. He
said:“If your daughter
h
aven’t been
married,
I
really really
want to marry her!”
Now you are
free again,
I’ll go and tell
him.(
下
)
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