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个易懂的英语短笑话带翻译短一点爆笑
He
is really somebody
-- My
uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he
do?
-- A maintenance man in
a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
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--
我叔叔下面有
1000
个人。
--
他真是一个大人物。干什么的？
--
墓地守墓人。
搞笑的英语小笑话：
I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of
women got on the car, every seat was
already occupied. The conductor noticed
a man who seemed to be
asleep, and
fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and
said:
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crowded car.
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，
车上的座位全
都被占满了。
售票员注意到
一名男子好象是睡着了，
他担心这个人会坐过站，
就用肘轻轻地碰了
碰他，
说：
“先生，醒醒
!
”
“我没有睡着。
”那个男人回答。
“没睡着
?
可是你眼睛都闭上了呀
?
”
“我知道，我只
是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而
已。
”
大胆的猜想
A Wild
Guess
Our physics professor was
struggling to draw the class into
discussion of Archimede's principle of
water displacement. He told
us that
Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at
the public
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bathhouse, the water rose spilling over
the edge. Excited at his
discovery,he
ran down the street yelling,
professor
asked if anyone knew what that meant.
One student stood up and answered,
大胆的猜想
我们的物理教授千方白计
地引导学生讨论阿基米德的排水原理。
他告
诉我们，阿基米德去
公共浴池洗澡，他进入池子，发现水涨高了，溢
出池沿。他对这一发现十分激动，跑到街
上高喊
:
”
教授问我们谁知道他喊的是
什么意思。
一个学生站起来答道
:<
/p>
“我光屁股啦，我光屁股啦
!
”
搞笑的英语小笑话：
The poor husband
wife,
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then answers it herself, and after that
she explained to me for half
an hour
why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，
”一个男人对他的
朋友诉苦说，
“她问我一个问题，
然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时
跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。
< br>”
Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man
were arguing about who was the
more
polite. The skinny man said he was more polite
because he
always tipped his hat to
ladies. But the fat man knew he was more
courteous because, whenever he got up
and offered his seat, two
ladies could
sit down.
谁更有礼貌
?
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。
瘦子说他更有礼貌，
因
为他经常对女士摘帽示意。
但是胖子认为他更有风度，
因为无论什么
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时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。
搞笑的英语小笑话：
Let Dog in Hotel
A man wrote a
letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his
vacation:
well-groomed and
very well behaved. Would you be willing to
permit me to keep him in my room with
me at night?
An
immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who
said,
been operating this hotel for
many years. In all that time, I've never
had a dog steal towels, bedclothes,
silverware or pictures off the
walls.
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the
night for
being drunk and disorderly.
And I've never had a dog run out on a
hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is
welcome at my hotel. And, if your
dog
will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here,
too.
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