helper经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第十二集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

That commercial always makes me so sad.

那个广告总是让我悲从中来

Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him,

但是那个家伙一开啤酒 女人就拥上来了

…

so, everything seems to work out OK. …

所以最后一切还好的

I meant because the monkey in it reminds me of Marcel.

我的意思是那只猴子让我想到了马赛

I can see that,

我看得出来

'cause they both have those big brown eyes and, ya know, the little pouty chin.

它们都有棕色的大眼睛还有鼓鼓的小下巴

And the fact that they're both monkeys.

而且它们都是猴子

Sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing, ya know, giving him away.

有时候我怀疑我是不是做错了不应该把它送走

Oh, Ross, you had to, I mean, he was humping everything in sight.

你是不得已的啊看到什么东西都要上

I mean, I have a Malibu Barbi that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.

我的马里布芭此娃娃结婚不能穿纯洁的白纱了

Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little

monkey raisins in it.

记得有时它会跟你们借帽子

…

Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little

monkey raisins in it. …

< br>等你要回来的时候里面会有小小的猴子

”

葡萄干

”?

Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat. . .

它干的就叫好玩如果我对我老板这么做的话

…

all of the sudden I have this big attitude problem.

突然就变成了我的态度不好

Hey, hey, check it out, guess what I got.

你们看，猜我有什么

?

Rhythm?

韵律感，对不对

?

No, my first fan mail.

不是，第一封影迷信

No, my first fan mail. Alright!

'Dear Dr. Remore,.. ”

亲爱的雷医生

know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh.

我爱你，为了得到你我可以不惜一切

”

'Your not-so-

secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' ”

你不神秘的仰慕者方艾丽

”

Ooh wait,

等一下

'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'

：

”

附注 ：随函附上了我十四根的睫毛

”

Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.

在疯子的世界里那就表示你结婚了

This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment.

这不是寄到制作单位的这是直接送到你家去

There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.

她去过我们的大楼

Oh my god,

我的天啊

I got my very own stalker.

我有我自己的变态影迷了

Ooh, where are you off to, Travelin' Jake?

你上哪儿去了

?

Well, there's this, uh, paleontology conference in L.A.

因为洛杉矶有一个古生物学研讨会

so I figured I'd go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.

我会去，然后开车到动物园给马赛一个惊喜

You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh,

< br>我想它会很惊喜的直到它发现它是猴子

…

you know, isn't capable of that emotion. …

它根本就没办法有那种情绪

Oh, Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again.

菲此，那个可爱的家伙又来了

Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story,

假装我在讲故事给你们听

OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, …

故事非常的好笑

所以大家要笑

I know, I know.

我知道

I know, I know. Hello.

- Hi. I'm Rob Dohnen.(Rob:Chris Isaac) - Hi Rob Dohnen.

我叫罗伯杜南

罗伯杜南

- I don't know anything about music, but I think you're really, really great. - Oh, wow.

我对音乐一窍不通不过我觉得你非常棒

Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking,

我在替市里的儿童图书馆安排艺人的演出

have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?

我在想，你有没有想过为小孩子演唱你的歌呢

?

Oh, I would love to have kids. . .

我好想要小孩哦

…

you're, you're the, you're, me play the songs that I will write for them.

听我

…

听我演唱我为他们写的歌

- Hey, whaddya wanna do for dinner?

你今天晚饭做什么

?

- Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves.

我们可以留在家里吃自己啊

- Hello. - It's Erica.

我是艾丽

Ah, the stalker.

变态影迷

Never mind, it's open.

没关系，门没关

Yes, hitting her with a frying pan's a good idea.

对，用平底锅打她是个好主意

We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon.

不过，我们应该想点别的以防她不是卡通人物

Let's get out of here.

离开这里

The one time they're not home.

偏挑这个时候不在

OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs,

我们走时在楼梯上碰到的时候

…

she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. …

她不会知道是我因为我们没有见过啊

That's how radio stars escape stalkers.

那是收音机明星的方法

She's comin'.

她来了

It's me.

是我

Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die.

就这样了，我们就这样死的

- Ready? - Wait, wait, wait.

预备好了

?

等等。。

- Ready? - Wait, wait, wait. Ok.

- Hi.(Erica:Brooke Shields) - Erica.

艾丽

- Mr. Geller? - Hi.

盖勒先生

?

Dean Lipson, zoo administrator.

黎迪恩，我是这里的行政组长

I was told you had a question.

听说你有个问题，是不是

?

Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year.

我似乎找不到我去年捐 的猴子它是一只戴帽猿

…

He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel. …

它的名字叫做马赛

?

Ahh, I'm afraid I have some bad news.

我恐十自有个坏消息要告诉你

Marcel has passed on.

马赛它已经过世了

Oh my God, what happened?

天哪，怎么会呢

?

Well he got sick, and then he got sicker,

它生病了，然后它病得很重

…

and then he got a little better …

然后它突然好了一点

but then he died.

然后就死了

I can't believe this.

我真不敢相信

I'm sorry Mr. Geller. But ya know, there's an old saying,

很抱歉，盖勒先生你也知道嘛，俗话说

'Sometimes monkeys die.' ”

猴子难免一死

”

It's not a great saying

不是很好的俗语

…

but it certainly is fitting today. …

用在今天却很贴切

Well, ya know, someone should have called me.

那应该有人通知我才对呀对不起

I'm sorry. Look, I know this can't bring him back but here, it's just a gesture.

我知道这不能够让它复活

,

这是我一点心意， 请收下

Zoo dollars?

动物园礼券

?

Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats.

对，四点请过来看一看乌秀金刚鹦鹉戴帽子

Well it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.

你的猴子没死的话会可爱多了

- Ooohhh. - I know.

我知道

I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.

真不敢相信乔伊去跟他的变态影迷吃饭

她长得怎么样

?

- Well, you remember Cathy Bates in Misery? - Yeah.

”

战栗游戏

”< /p>

里面的凯西贝兹

?

Well, she looks the exact opposite of that.

她长得跟她完全相反

And she's not crazy?

那她不是疯子吗

?

Oh no no no, she's a total wack job.

不，她的完全秀斗了

Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.

她以为乔伊真的是雷崔克医生

Oh my God.

我的天哪

Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.

然后他还要去跟她约会

?

他不能这么做的

Hey, just because this woman thinks she can actually see Joey through the magical box in her

living room

就因为这个女人以为她可以在她的 客厅黑盒里面看乔伊

…

doesn't mean she's not a person. …

并不表示她就不是人啊

I mean, does she not deserve happiness, does she not deserve love?

我是说，她应该得到快乐也应该得到爱呀

What're you lookin' at me for? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac.

你们看我 干什么

?

想上那个疯子的是乔伊研

You OK?

你还好吧

?

No, uh-uh, I'm just, I'm nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their

underwear.

不，我只是很紧张

如果我幻想他们只穿内衣

…

That's not a good idea, that's kinda the reason the last guy got fired.

不，那个主意不好上个家伙就是那样被开除的

I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups.

我只是

…

< br>我习惯为大人演唱

Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing,

大人只是

…

边喝咖啡边做他们大人做的事

ya know, and kids listen.

小孩呢

……

This is a huge responsibility. What?

我觉得这个责任好重大

怎么了

?

Are you gonna kiss me?

你要亲我吗

?

- I was thinkin' about it. - OK.

我正在考虑

OK, alrighty, let's play some tunes.

那好，好耶，让我们来些音乐

- Hi everybody, I'm Phoebe. - Hi Phoebe.

各位，我是菲比

- Hi everybody, I'm Phoebe. - Hi Phoebe. OK, um,

I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK.

现在我要唱一首关于祖父母的歌

Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.

奶奶走到哪里都大受欢迎

她送你火车跟一辆簇新单车

But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much

thinner.

但最近她不再来共进晚餐

上回你看到她时她看起来瘦多了

Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,

你妈跟你爸说她搬去秘鲁

but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...

事实上她死了，有一天你也会

- Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing? - Yeah it is. . .

崔克，这真是太好了是啊，没错

what?

怎么了

?

Well, here we sit, devil may care,

现在我们轻松地坐在这儿

…

just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal

cord. …

但不久前，你还在重注西蒙的脊髓

Yeah, that was a tricky one.

是啊，那实在不简单

In reality, that operation takes like, over 10 hours, but they only showed it for 2 minites.

事实上那个手术要花上十几个钟头可是他们只播了两分钟而已

Who's they? “

他们

”

是谁？

No one.

没有啦

Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands.

崔克，你真有才华让我看看那双手

Oh these hands, these beautiful hands,

这双美丽的手

oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.

真想吃掉它们

,

但是我不会

Good, otherwise my watch would fall off.

不然我的手表一定会掉下来

No, seriously.

不，说真的，

These hands. These miracle, magical, life-giving hands.

这双手

…

这双

…

救人无数，创造奇迹的手

Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?

只要靠近，抚摸或许甚至舔一只就好了

Alright, just one.

好吧，一只就好了

Wow, you're good at that.

你很行耶

Oh my God! Someone, he's choking. Is anyone here a doctor?

天哪，来人哪，他噎住了

这里有没有医生

?

Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.

沙仑市最好的医生就在这儿

雷崔克医生

Meet me in the nocturnal house in 15 minutes.

你十五分钟之后到夜行馆等我

Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way.

少来了我不喜欢跟别的男人那样