获奖者英语幽默短文带翻译

2021年1月26日发(作者：乘车)

I knew that!

There were two men who went out to eat together. They ordered fish. So on the table
there were two fish. Normally not all the fish are alike in size, so there was one small,
and one big. The first man just took the big one for himself without asking and feeling

ashamed, or anything; and ate it. The other friend felt very disturbed and annoyed, he
didn't know what to say. So he thought for a while, and then he said,
would have taken the smaller onefirst.

That's why I took the big one.

He Won

Tommy:
How
is
your
little
brother,
Johnny?
Johnny:
He
is
ill
in
bed.
He
hurt
himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？

约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。


I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,




他的耳朵在我衣兜里


伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”

“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”


A Good Boy

Little
Robert
asked
his
mother
for
two
cents.

did
you
do
with
the
money
I
gave
you yesterday?




a
good
boy,
said
the
mother
proudly.

are
two
cents
more.
But
why
are
you so interested in the old woman?


好孩子


小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。

“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“ 再给
你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”


Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was
interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked,

the
meaning
of
the
word
'Drunk',
dad?

my
son,
his
father
replied,

there
are
standing
two
policemen.
If
I
regard
the
two
policemen
as
four
then
I am drunk.


醉酒


一天，
父亲与小儿子一道回家。
这个孩子正处于 那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，
老是有提
不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是 什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回
答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”
“可是，
爸爸，

”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”


Hospitality

The
hostess
apologized
to
her
unexpected
guest
for
serving
an
apple-pie
without
any
cheese.
The
little
boy
of
the
family
left
the
room
quietly
for
a
moment
and
returned
with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put
the
cheese
into
his
mouth
and
then
said:

must
have
better
eyes
than
your
mother,
sonny. Where did you find the cheese?

好客


由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，
家 里没有奶酪了，
于是女主人向大家表示歉意。
这家的小男孩悄
悄地离开了屋子。过了一 会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。

客
人微笑着把奶酪放进 嘴里说：
“孩子，
你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。
你在哪里找到的奶酪？”
“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。


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