常静经典英文台词

2021年1月20日发(作者：周光宇)
其实你不懂他的心
He
’
s just not that into you
（台词选）

——女孩子不会忘记第一个喜欢过的男孩。甚至是尴尬的过去。

A girl will never forget the first boy she likes
。
Even if things don
’
t quite work out
。

——但通常会有人来说些安抚神伤的智慧话语。

But usually someone is there to office words of wisdom
。

——你知道那小男孩为什么这么做这么说吗？因为他喜欢你。

…
do you know why that Little boy did those things and said those things
？
it
’
s
because he likes you
。

——就是这样，这就是我们纠结的开端。

And there it is
。
That
’
s the beginning of our problem
。

——这个小男孩欺负你，是因为他迷上你了。

That Little boy is doing those terrible because he
’
s got a crush on you
。

——你知道这什么意思？我们都被鼓励着去……不，是 被设定了……去相信这个事实—
—如果一个男人做点蠢事……就意味着他喜欢你。

Do you know what this means
？
we
’
re all encourage
…
no
，
programmed
…
to believe
that if a guy acts like a total jerk
…
that means he likes you
。


——问题是这样的：只因他太爱你了。你这么漂亮又如此迷人。没错，他处理不来。

Here
’
s the problem
：
he likes you too much
。
You
’
re too pretty and too
awesome
。
Yes
，
he can
’
t handle it
。

——显然，那个叫
phi delt
的喜欢你。我肯定他只是弄丢了你的号码。

That Phi Delt so obviously liked you
。
I
’
m sure he just lost your number
。

——他不敢约你出去，是因为他被你成功的事业吓到了。

He
’
s not asking you out because he
’
s intimidated by your professional success
。

——他不约你，是被你丰富的感情经历吓到了。

He
’
s not asking you out
，
because he
’
s scarf you emotional maturity
。

——相信我，这只是因为他刚结束一段刻骨铭心的感情。

Trust me
，
it
’
s because he
’
s just getting out of a serious relationship
。

——相信我，这是因为他从未有过一段刻骨铭心的感情。

Trust me
，
it
’
s because he
’
s had a serious relationship
。

——他可能忘了你住哪间茅舍。或者被狮子吃掉了。

I
’
m sure he just forget your hut number
。
Or was eaten by a lion
。

——为什么我们要说这些互相安慰的话？可能 是因为我们害怕……也很难开口承认这
个明显的事实……这都写在大家脸上了。

Why do we say this stuff to each other
？
is it possible that it
’
s because we
’
re too
scared
…
and it
’
s too hard to say the one obvious truth
…
that
’
s staring everyone in
the face
？


——所以你觉得他们结婚是好事……但你没 觉得我们一直没结婚其实很违背自然常理
么？

Well
，
so you think it
’
s great that they
’
re getting married
…
but you don
’
t ever
feel like we
’
re going against nature
，
or something
…
by not getting married
？

——不，违背自然常理是指猫咪给猴子喂奶。而 我们只是恰巧没有结婚而已。让我告
诉你吧，结婚的人都不可靠。

No
，
going against nature is like the cat who suckled that monkey
。
you and I are
just two people who happen not to be married
。
Let me tell you something
，
people
who get married are not be trusted
。

——确实不可靠，你知道为什么吗？因为如果你真 的觉得幸福，老实说……你就不需
要去做场结婚秀来展示。你也不需要宣扬。他们之所以这样做，是没有 安全感……他们
觉得结婚是必须做的事。他们骗了自己也骗了他人。

They
’
re not
。
you know why
？
because if you so legitimately happy
，
honestl
…
you wouldn
’
t feel the need to make a big show out of it
。
You wouldn
’
t have to
broadcast it
。
they do it because they
’
reinsecure
…
and they think getting married
’
s what they
’
re supposed to be doing
。
So they
’
re lying to themselves and to other
people
。


——如果一个男人没给我打电话，我有权每
15
分钟 给他打一次电话，直到他接为止。
但是如果他看到是我的号码……他就会觉得我有毛病，但我不是。
If a guy doesn
’
t call me
，
I would like to reserve the right to call him at 15-minute
intervals until he picks up
。
but if he looks down and sees my numbers
…
he
’
s
gonna think I
’
m some kind of pasycho or something
，
which I
’
m not
。


——
conor
不会打电话给你的。

Conor
’
s never gonna call you
。

——真的么，你怎么知道的？

Oh
，
really
。
How do you know
？

——因为我也是个男人，这就是我们的方式。

Because I
’
m a guy
，
and it
’
s just how we do it
。

——他说了跟我见面很开心。

He said it was nice meeting me
。

——不管他是不是跟你说，你就是……除了他妈和
Joanie Cunningham 之外……他心中
最理想的女性。已经过了一个星期，
Gigi
他都没用打给你，< br>
I don
’
t care if he said you were hes favorite female since his mommy and Joanie
Cunningham
。
Over a week went by
，
okay
，
Gigi
，？
and he didn
’
t call you
。

——但是也许他真的打了， 我只是没有收到留言而已。或者也许他把我的号码弄丢
了……或者他出城了，或者被出租车撞了，或者他 外婆死了。

But maybe he did call and I didn
’
t get the message
。
Or maybe he lost your
number
，
or he
’
s out of town
，
or got hit by a cab
，
or his grandma died
。

——或者他没有打给你，仅仅是因为他没有兴趣再见你了。

Or he didn
’
t call because he has no interest in seeing you again
。

——是么，但我朋友
Terri < br>有次跟个从都不来电话的男人出去，她把他给甩了，一年
之后，她撞见了他，最后他们……

Yeah
，
but my friends Terri once went out with a guy who never called
。
She totally
wrote him off
，
over a year by
，
right
，
she ran into him
，
and it ended up that
…

——你朋友Terri
是个傻瓜，她也是个例外……顺道提一句，是很少很少的例外。

Your friend Terri
’
s an idiot
。
She
’
s also the exception
…
by the way
，
the rare
exception
。

——好吧，好吧，但是万一我也是例外呢？

Okay
，
okay
，
but what if I
’
m the exception
？

——不，你不是，你一点 都不是，事实上，你就是个常规案例。常规情况就是，如果
一个男人不打电话给你，因为他不想打电话给 你。

No
，
you
’
re not
。
You
’
re not at all
。
In fact
，
you
’
re the rule
。
And the rule is
this
：
if a guy doen
’
t call you
，
he doen
’
t wanna call you
。


——我知道男人怎样做是在摆脱女人， 好吧？我刚才还做过，家常便饭了。所以相信
我，如果一个男人对待你的方式就像他毫不在乎一样，那么 他真的是完全不在意你
的，没有例外。

Look
，
I know what blowing off a woman looks like
，
okay
？
I do it early
，
I do it
often
。
So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn
’
t give a shit
…
he genuinely doesn
’
t give a shit
，
no exception
。


——我们不能听那些故事了。常规就是对你不忠的男人，根本就不把你当回事。

We have to stop listening to these stories
。
The rule is that guys who cheat on you
don
’
t care about you much
。

——我所有朋友都曾告诉我这样的故事，在那些狗屎事件发生后，事情还能进展得很
顺利。因为 她们认识某个跟我一样遇到狗屎男的女人，而那个女人最后还结了婚，生
活得很幸福。但那些都是例外， 我们不是例外，我们是常规案例。

And all of my friends used to tell me stories about how things minght work out with
these dipshits
，
because they knew someone who dated a dipshit like mine
，
and
that girl ended up getting married
。
But that
’
s the exception
，
we
’
re not the
exception
，
we
’
re the rule
。


——我曾经以为我从未被人抛弃过，是的，于是我们开始比较 ，然后我们意识到，每
个交往过的男人都甩过我们。

I used to think that I had never been dumped
。
Yeah
，
then we started comparing
notes
。
Then we realized we
’
ve both been dumped by every man we
’
ve ever
been with
。

——但是他们甩得太巧妙了。他们太狡猾了，让你觉得这都是你的主意。

But they do it so skillfully
。
they just so sneaky that you think it was your idea
。
——你稳稳地坐着，你以为：“是，这是我的主意，但是，等等，那为什么孤单的人
是我？”

You
’
re sitting back and you
’
re like
：“
oh
，
yeah
。
This my idea
，
but wait a
second
，
why am I alone
？”

——“不开心的是我，胖了
20
磅的也是我？ ”他们耍了点把戏，迷惑了你。所以他们
来软的。

“
why am I unhappy
？
why have I gained 20 pounds
？”
they jedi mind-trick you
。
So they do a sofe pass
。

——比如他们对你说的那些台词

They got little lines they to tell you
。

——比如说“我不想妨碍你”

Like
，“
I don
’
t wanna stand in your way
。”

——或者“你太完美了，只是，问题出在我身上。”

Or
，“
you
’
re perfect
，
it
’
s just I have to work on myself
。”

——是的“我只是在为你的幸福着想”

Right
。“
I
’
m just thinking of your happiness
。”

——“我配不上你”那是我最爱的一句。

“
oh
，
I don
’
t deserve you
。”
that
’
s my favorite one
。

——“我真嫉妒以后能和你结婚的那个男人。”