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Legend tells a legendary warrior whose kungfu skills was the staff of legend, he traveled the
in search of the foes.

I see you like to chew, maybe you should chew on my desk.

The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full, then he swallowed, and then he spoke

Enough talk, let’s fight

He
was
so
deadly
in
fact
that
his
enemies
will
go
blind
for
the
over
exposure
to
pure
awesomeness

He is so awesome, and attractive.

How can we repay you?

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness.

Flew!

It mattered not how many foes he faced, there were no match for his foedesity

Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved.

Even the most roller heroes in all of China ---the furious five


Bowed in respect of this great master

We shall hang out! ---agreed

Yeh!

But hanging out would have to wait, because when you are facing ten thousand demons of
demon mountain

There is only one thing

and that’s

Get up

You’ll be late for work!

Po~ get up!

Hi~ Po, what are you doing up there?

g

Monkey! mantis!crane!viper!tigeress!wow~~

Po ,let’s go! You’re late for work!

Coming~

Sorry dad~

Sorry doesn’t make the noodles~

And what are you doing up there~all that noise

Oh…Nothing, just ..had a crazy

What about? What are you dreaming about?

i….i was dreaming about..en…noodles.

Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?

Yeh…what else have I dreamed about?

Oh, careful, that soup is sharp!

Happy day! My son finally had the noodle dream!

Y
ou don’t know how long I have been waiting for this moment!

This is a sign, Po~

En..a sign of what?

You , are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup,

And then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the res
taurant!

Just as I took it over from my father, who took it from his father who won it

From a game named Majiang.

Dad,dad,dad…this was just a dream.

No, it was just the dream.

We are noodle folk broth run though our veins.

Dad, didn’t you ever…want t
o do sth else?sth besides noodles?


I
was
young
and
crazy,
I
thought
about
running
away
and
learning
how
to
make tofu.



So why didn’t you?

Because it was a stupid dream!

Can you imagine me making tofu?

Hahahaha……tofu……no!

We all have ou
r place in this world, mine is here, and yours is…

I know…is here.

No…it’s the table to 2,5,7and12!

Services with the smile!

Well done!students!if you are trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more accuracy,
Monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper
subtlety, mantis… !

Master Shifu!

What?

it’s master Wugui, he wants to see you.

Master wugui, you summoned me? Is Sth wrong?

Why must sth be wrong for me to see my old friend?

So…nothing is wrong?

Well, I didn’t say that.

You’re saying…

I have an
vision…Tailang will return.

That is impossible! He is in prison!

Nothing is impossible…

Sing!Fly to prison! Double the guards, double the weapons, double everything,

Tailang does not leave that prison.

Yes! Master shifu.

When often meet destiny on t
he road, it takes what it really to…

We have to do sth, before he march on the valley, and take arrange…he’ll…he’ll…



Mind this water, my friend

When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see.

But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.
the dragon scroll. It is time…

But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with this secret to limit this power?

To become the dragon warrior?

I don’t know~

Excuse me…sorry…

Hey~~~watch your pose~

Sorry~

Sorry!doesn’t in purpose~

What! Master’s choosing
the dragon warrior, today!

Everyone! Everyone! Go! Get to the jade palace!


One of the five is going tol get the dragon scroll!

We’ve been waiting for this for thousands of years!just leave the bowl!

This is the greatest thing in kungfu history!leave about it,kids go~

Po~ where are you going?

To the jade palace…

Don’t
forget
your
noodle
car!
The
whole
valley
will
be
there,
you’ll
sell
noodles
to
all
of
them~

Selling noodles?

But,dad…you know I was thinking…maybe i…I becomes thingking…

Could also s
ell the bean bundles, they’re…they’re about to go bad…

That’s my boy! I told you that dream was a sign!~

Yeh~glad I had it~



Almost there!

What?no…no…no…

Sorry~po~we’ll bring you back souvenir.

No, I’ll bring me back souvenir.

It is a historic day,
isn’t it, Master Wugui?

Yes…and I even felt I will not live to see~

Are your students ready?--- yes master wugui.

You know this, old friend, whoever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also
to you~

Let’s our tournament begin~

No nono~
wei…I’ve come…

Hey~ open the door~ let me in~

Citizens
of
the
valley
please~
it
is
my
quite
honor
to
present
you…tigeress,
viper,
crane,monkey,mantis!

----the furious five

The furious 5?

Warriors, prepare~

Nono, pick it a hole

The thousands tons of fire~

Wow~kook at there! Hey~get away!

And finally!master tigeress~

Believe me!citizens! you’ve not seen anything yet~

I know!


Tigeress, play on! And her plays of gests~

I sense the dragon warrior is among us.

Citizens of the valley of the peace!

Master wugui will now choose the dragon warrior!

Oh?nonono,wait

Po!what are you doing!

What’s it like we are doing?

Stopstop! I’ll go to see the dragon warrior!

Po,don’t you understand? You finally had the noodle dream!

I lied…I don’t dream about noo
dles,dad

I love kungfu!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh, come on, son~let’s get back to work!

Ok…

Oh…what was going on…

Where are…

What are you pointing..oh…ok…sorry…I just want to see who the dragon warrior was
How interesting it is…

Master,are you pointing at me?

Him…

Who?

You!

Me?

The universe has brought us the dragon warror~

What?

What?

……

Stop!wait!who called you to…

Master wugui wait…

That clumsy panda cannot possibly be the answer to our problem..


You’re about to point out tegeress…that
thing thrown in front of her..

That was just an accident..

There are no accidents.

Forgive us…master, we have failed you…

No…if the panda has not quit by morning, then I will failed you…

Wait wait…there have been a message from master shifu.

What?double the guard and set precautions?

Your prison may not be adequate?

You doubt my prison security?

Absolutely not

Shifu does…

I’m just the messager

Oh..give a message for your master shifu…escape from the prison is impossible
Impressive,isn’t it?

I
t’s very impressive..very impressive

One way way out

One thousand guards and one prisoner

Yes..except that prisoner is tailing…

Take us down..

My god…

Be held .tailang

I’ll…en…I’ll still wait here…

It doesn’t to worry about… it’s perfectly safe…

Have the array.

Tough guy, did you hear…wugui did finally find someone to give the scroll

And it’s not ,won’be you.

What are you doning?

You’ll get him mad!

What’s he gonna to do about it?

I’ve got him completetly immobilized

Oh…did I stamp yo
ur witty tail?

I’ve seen enough

I’ll tell shifu it doesn’t worry about

No he doesn’t…

Ok I’ll tell him..can I please go now?

Wait a second…

I think this has been a slight mistake…

Everyone thinks I’m …

The sacred hall of warriors…

Look at this pla
ce…

Master fly’s armor…

With sinks of battle damage…

Wow..The sword of hero’s

It’s said to be so sharp that you can cut yourself just by looking…
The invisible dragon..of destiny

I’ve only seen painting of that painting…

No…

The legendary vase of w
arrior’s

It’s said…it contains the entire potential army..

Hello..

Have you finished sightseeing…




Sorry…I should come to see you first…

My patience …

Oh, well… mean, it’s none like you going anywhere

Would you turn around?

Sure…hey, how’s… how …get you find…master chifu


Someone broke that…but I’m going to fix it up…

Do you …have some glue…

So, you’re the legendary dragon warrior~

I guess so~

Wrong! You are not the dragon warrior!you’ll never be the dragon warrior!

Until you have learnt the secret of the dragon scroll.

So..how is this you?

Do you have a ladder, trampoline…

You think is that easy…

I’m going to just hand you the secret to this limitless power?!

No…I …

One must first master the highest level of kunfu, and that is clearly impossible if that one is
someone like you.

Someone like me?

Yes! Look at you!

This fat prat

What Sensitive in the fatty parts…

And this ridiculous valley! And, outer! Disregard, for personal hygine…

Wait a minute…that’s a long count for…

Don’t stand that close I can smell your breath…

Wugui said that I was…the…

The Wushi finger hold? Finger hold?

Oh…you know this hold…

Developed by master wushi in the third dynasty, yes!

Oh~then You must know what happens when I flex my pinky

Nonononno…

You know the hardest part of this?

The hardest part is cleaning the passed bloods..

Ok…ok

take it easy…

Nono …listen

Panda, wugui may have picked you…

But when I threw with you, I promise you

I are going to wish, he, hadn’t! are we clear?

Yeh…we clear, clear,we’re so clear!

Good…I can’t wait to get start~

Let’s begin!

Wait,wait,wait…what…

Now ?

Yes!...now~~~

Unless you think great wugui was wrong…and you’re not the dragon warrior~
Ok…well

I think I can’t do all …those …moves…en…

Wow…if we don’t try, we never know…

Yeh..it’s just …maybe we can find something more suited my level..

And what level is that

…I know I’m…not a master…let’s just start zero, level zero

There’s no such thing as level zero~


Hey~maybe I can start with that~

That? We use that for training children~

And for proping the door open when it is hot~

But if you insist…

Wow~ the furious five~you’re so much bigger than your action figures~
Except you~mantis, you’re about the same.

Go ahead,panda…show us what you can do

Shall
I Just wait them to get back to work and start…

Hit it!

Ok…I mean, I’m just a date…some is still digesting

So my kungfu may not be as good as…later on…

Just hit it!

What you get…he can nothing but I can stand right here..

Pick on my friends?

Get ready to feel the thunder~

Look at my crazy feet, what will you do about my crazy feet!

Come on ~I’m blured I’m blured…you’ve never seen bear’s style~

He’s only seen playing mantis or monkey style~and snake’s snake~

Why didn’ you hit it!

Oh…All right~all
right~

One try again~a little harder~

How’s that?

That hurts…

This will be easier than I thought~

My tenders…

How did it that I do~

There’s now a level zero~

There’s no words…

No denying that…

I don’t understand what master wugui was thinking…

The Poor guy just gets himself killed

He is so mighty…the dragon warrior~

Fell out of the sky and full of fire

When he walks, the very gorge shades…

One would think that master wugui would choose someone who actually know kungfu…

Yeh..Or could at leas
t touch his toes…or even see his toes

Ok…great…

Hey..hi… you’re up…

I’m now…

I was just…someday……my kungfu staff …work, you might think so…

I’ve had a long and rather disappointing day…so…yeh…i…should troubly get to sleep now
Yehyehyeh…of course…

Ok thanks

It’just how I essencially be a fan…

You’re totally amazing at the bank of weeping river~

I remembered thousands of ones…you didn’t stop


Oh… sorry about that…

Look!You don’t belong here.

I know…I know… you’re right…

I don’t have…it’s just a
my whole-
life dream…

Nono…I mean…you don’t belong…here! I mean, in this room…this is my room

Crane’s property.





Oh~ok~right, right

So..yeh…you want to get to sleep?!

I won’t pick you up~we get things tomorrow!

You’re awesome…Last thing I want to say
, ok byebye

Wow…

What was that?

I didn’t say anything~

Ok~all right~good night~sleep well~

It seemed a little awkward…

Master tigeress! Did’t I wake you!? Just…

You don’t belong here…

Yeh..yeh…of course, this is your room…

I mean you don’t belong in the jade palace…

You’re
disgraced
kungfu…If
you
have
any
respect
for
who
we
are
and
what
we
do,you …will be gone by morning~

Big fan~~~

I see you have found the secret peach tree of heaven that I knew was then

Is that was this is…I was so sorry…

I
just Take it as a regular peach…tree…

I understand, you eat when you’re upset.

Upset? I’m not up set!whywhywhy makes me upset…

So why are you upset?

I probably sucked to anyone in the history of the history of china, and in the history
of suc
king…

Probably…in the five…man you should see they totally hate me…

Totally?

How can shifu overturn me into the dragon warrior?

I’m…not like The five, I’ve got no claws, no wings, no venom…

Even mantis has those…things…

Maybe just I should just quit and go back to make my noodles.

Quit, don’t quit, noodles, don’t noodles.

You’re too concerned with outside world and what will be,

There is a saying ,Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery,

But today is a gift ,That is why it’s called the present (
the gift)


Oh~no~

What’s happening?!

Fire!

Tailang is free! I must want… shifu.

Go anywhere!

We get up!

He comes this way!

He won’t get far~housecarl!

We dead…so…very very dead…

Not yet! Throw!

Get me run now…

Yes…

I’m glad shifu sent you…

I
was beginning thinking I’ve beenrotten…

Fly back and tell them the real dragon warrior was coming home!

Good morning,master~

Panda!panda! wake up!

…he’s quit!

What do we do now, master? With the panda gone, who will be the dragon warrior?

All we can do is the training and trust in time, the true dragon

Warrior will be revealed.

What are you doing here!

Ha! Hi! Good morning, master!

I thought I’ve warmed up a little~

He’s stuck~

Stuck?no~why I’ve stuck~

No…this is…yeh…I’m stuck.

Help him~oh,dear~

Maybe unfit…one, two…

Thank you!

Don’t mention it.

No..really…I appreciate it…

You actually thought you can learn to do a thwart split in one night?

It takes years to develope one’s flexibility, and years longer…to apply it compatibly

Put that down!

The only thing we collect here are blooding ankles and broken bones!

Yeh…excellent!

Let’s get started!

Are you ready?

I was born ready~

I’m sorry, brother. but I got you said you were ready.

That was awesome!

Let’s go again~

I’ve been taken it

easy on you, panda, but…no more, your next opponent will be me.

Right, yeh…let’s go!

Step forth~

To find Victory is to find Your opponent’s weakness And make him suffer from… to take his
strength and use it to beat him…

Until he’s failing…or quits..

But a real warrior will never quit, don’t worry, master!

I’ll never never quit!

If he’s smart, he want come back up steps..

But he will?

He’s not going to quit easy~

He’s going to bounce turn and up…

I firs think your acupuncture would make me feel better!

Trust me~it will,it’s just not easy for finding the nerve point under

All this…


Fat..fur?

I was going to say fur…

Sure you are…

Who might judge a warrior based on this size…

I mean…Look at here…come over here…

Maybe you should take a look at this, again?

Oh…ok…

I know master shifu is trying to inspire me at all…

But I didn’t know any there , I think he’s trying to get rid of me…

I know he can seem a little heartless…

But You know he was not always like that…

According to legend, there was once a time when master actually used to smile.

No…

Yes…

But that was before…

Before what?

Before tailing..

Yeh…we are… not really spoke…talked about him~

Welll~If he’s going to stay here, he should know~

Guys~guys~I know about tailang~he was a student~

The first ever master thousands of scrolls of kungfu

And then he turned bad…and in jail

He wasn’t just a student

Shifu found him as a cub, and he raised him as a son…and when the boy

Show talent in kungfu…shifu trained him…he believed in him
, he told

Him he was destiny for greatness,it was never enough for tailing, he wanted

The dragon scroll, but wugui saw darkness in his heart and refused

Outraged tailing laid waste to the valley, he tried to take the scroll by force

And shifu had to de
stroye

what he created, but how could he…


Shifu loved tailang he had never liked anyone before..or since…

And now he has the chance to make things right, to train the true

Dragon warrior…

And he stuck with you…a big, fat panda…who treats it like a joke…

Oh!that exsists!

Wait! i…i’ve accidentally just treated its facial nerve!

I may…may also…subject her…


Inner peace…inner peace…iner…in…in..inner peace…

Whoever is making that cracking sound….quiet down

In…er…

Oh…thee…excellent!

I could know some good news right now~

Master!master!

En…

i…I have a…

it’s a very bad news

shifu…

there’s just news…there’s no good…ok

master…master, your vision,your vision was right…

tailing has broken out of the prison, and he’s on this way!

That is bad news!

If you do not believe that the dragon warrior can stop him…

The…panda?master!that panda is not the dragon warrior!

He wasn’t even meant to be here!he was an accident!

There are no accidents…

Yes…I know…you’ve said that already…twice…

Welll…there was no accident…either…twice

My old friend…the panda will not fulfill his destiny, nor you…yours…
Until you let go off the illusion of control…

Illusion?

Yes…look at this tree, shifu…I can not make it blossom

When it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time.