颜末适合英语初学者的快乐阅读

2021年1月18日发(作者：我会很爱你歌词)

适合英语初学者的阅读资料

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says:
I've ever seen.
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next
to her: insulted me.
Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.

A small boy who is leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers
wanted to have some fun with him. “Why are you holding your brother so tight ,
sonny?” asked one of them. “So he won't join the army”, the youngster replied
without blinking an eye.

Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be
accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way
around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English.
The judge looked at the defendant and asked,
The defendant looked up and said,

Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

what's the matter with your brother?the kitchen.
crying.

give him any.



A guy says to his friend,
The friends says,
The first guys says,

Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?
Tom: Every month.

A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.
While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and
finishes them off.
As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma,
She says,

A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the
water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.