operators英语鬼故事：可怕的东西(双语)

2021年1月8日发(作者：云曙芬)
A couple of friends and I were hangin' out one day and we found an Ouija board in one of
their basements. It was really nice, not one of those mass produced plastic things, it was
made of wood and had intricate carvings all around its base, like moons and stars and
other cosmic stuff, I don't really remember it that well except they were very detailed and
looked hand carved. We didn't think much of it at the time because we were black widow
hunting (not one of our smarter ideas, but it was a rush when we found one). I'd also like
to say that we don't drink, do drugs, or anything that would mess with your mind like that.
Day turned to night and we had given up our hunt and started playing X-Box. We got
bored shortly after. So one of my friends decided to go the board.
一天我和几个朋友玩的时候，在地下室里发现了一块显灵板。那东西很不错，不 是那种批
量生产的塑胶品，这块显灵板是木制的，底座上布满很精细的雕刻图案，好象是月亮星星
之类的宇宙中存在的东西，图案我记得不是很清楚了，但我记得那些图案看起来像是手雕
的，非常精细 。我们当时并没对它太在意，因为正忙着抓黑寡妇蜘蛛。(虽然不是什么好主
意，但当我们真的抓住一只 的时候，大家都很兴奋。)我想说的是我们没喝酒也没吸毒，没
参与任何会让头脑混乱的事情。天黑了， 我们便不再抓蜘蛛，开始玩X盒子的游戏，但没
玩一会儿，我们就厌倦了。于是，一位朋友提议玩通灵板 。
When he brought it back I swear it had grown at least a foot in all directions from the last
time I saw it (not important, it just intrigued me). Anyway we went on to ask it stuff and
nothing happened, so my other friend went to his computer and looked up some ancient
druid chant to open some vortex thing.
当他把 通灵板拿来的时候，我确信它比我刚才看到时面积至少大了一平方英尺(不过没什么
大不了的，这倒正好 激发我的兴趣)。我们开始对着它提问但什么都没发生。于是，我的另
一位朋友便去用他的电脑查了一些 能把灵异之物开启的咒语。
I don't know the specifics; no one else went with him. All he did was print out what we
were supposed to say, it was mostly just weird word combinations and a few summoning
phrases I can't remember. This was almost a year ago, I do remember feeling pretty silly
going through with it. This I remember clearly though, the same friend who got the paper
all of a sudden asks for it to give us a sign. Of all the stupid things to do... well I was very
upset with him, but he defended himself by saying that's what the site told him to do. As it
turns out it said not to ask for a sign or anything else like that. It even put it in all caps and
bolded, too.
我不知道具体细节，他是一个人去的，他只是 把我们需要说的话都打印了出来。不过是些
诡异的字眼的组合以及一些召唤用语。具体内容我不记得了。 这事发生在大约一年前，我
只记得当时看那张纸时觉得真是傻极了。我还清楚地记得那个去打印那张纸的 朋友突然说
让通灵板给他一个暗示，真是奇傻无比，我被他弄得心烦意乱的，但他辩解说网站上就是这样说的。后来事实证明，网站上写的是千万不能向通灵板要什么暗示之类的东西，这警
告还是用大 写字母，用黑体字特意标出的。
Well after that he was pretty embarrassed, but nothing happened for about a half hour.
So we just gave up ghosts for the night (our attention spans couldn't handle nothing
happening for that long). Later we got back on the X-Box and started playing, I think it
was Halo when we heard my friend's parents get home, it was about 9 pm, about an hour
early. So he decided to go into the garage and jump out when they got out of the car.
Well he waited about 10 minutes just sitting there before he decided to look out a window
and no one was there. While he was looking he heard about two inches from his ear
someone smacking their lips like they had dry mouth and were preparing to speak. When
he spun around there was no one there, which is about when he came walking back to
the basement at a very brisk pace.
然后，他尴尬极了，半个小时过去了，还是什么都没发生。于是我 们便放弃了在那晚见到
鬼魂的念头(我们的注意力可没办法忍受那么长时间的无事发生)。我们就又玩起 了X盒子。
大约九点的时候，我们听到一个朋友的父母回来了，比预期的时间早了一个小时。于是，他藏在车库里，打算等他们下车的时候跳出来吓吓他们。他在车库里坐了大约10分钟，