远程教育工作计划短小有趣的英语文章

2021年1月8日发(作者：戎恒山)
短小有趣得英语文章
一， The easiest question in the world
one day , a rich man met Sam、 the rich man asked ,
heard you are very clever and nothing is difficult to you、 Can
you tell me why you are so clever、
Sam answered, 、
man became very angry、
Sam said,
said, let me ask you a question now、 If you have a group of
sheep, I give you another group、 How groups of sheep do you
have?

two、Anybody knows that、 I have two groups of sheep、
Sam laughed and said,、two groups of sheep
put together is still one group、 That is easiest question in the
world、

二， I`ll not go home tonight because of the rain
When a friend was visiting David, it began to rain、 So David
told him not to go home that night、
night,、、
But a few minutes later, the friend went out、 He didn`t tell
David where he was going nor did he ask for an umbrella、
When David was about to go to bed, his friend returned, he was
all wet through、
、
answered the friend,
tonight because of the rain、

三， Why do I want to go to colleage?
Why do I want to go to college? No one asked me such a
question、 But many times I have asked myself、I have come up
with a whole variety of reasons、 The most important reason is
that I want to be a better man、
Many things make human beings different is education、 If i fail
to receive higher education, my education will not finish、
As I want to be a fully developed , I must get a well-rounded
education, which good colleges and universities are supposed to
provide、
I know one can get educated in many ways, but colleges
and universities are among the best places to teach me how to
educate myself、 Only when I am well-educated, will I be a
better human being and be fit into society、

四， Children should not have to do heavy work
It is not a good idea for children to have to work hard、
Children should study in school as hard as they can、 They
should not have to do heavy work with their bodies、
When parents or others force children to work hard, the results
are never good and may be very bad、
A farmer`s son who has to work hard like a man may early learn
to hate farming、 Children sometimes do too much work in
gardens, in shops or even in their own own homes、
They soon begin to hate such kind of work with force that can
destroy their happiness、
But there may be a worse loss: a child`s love for his parents、
The feeling may become something different、 When that
happens, the old kind of love never returns、
、、、五、many value (价值观) differences between the Chinese
and Americans、
Audrey is a Chinese-American student、 She has found many
value (价值观) differences between the Chinese and Americans、
About money
1,The American children love to make money by themselves、
Chinese children always ask their parents for money、
2, American parents don't think it is useful to send their
children to an expensive university、 Chinese parents would do
anything to send their children to good universities even if it
could make them very poor、
About school
1, Many American girls take part in sports, dancing and
singing groups、 Many Chinese girls take part in academic (学术
得) groups、
2, American students usually feel happy when they get B in an
exam、 Chinese students feel sad when they get B、
American parents and Chinese parents
American parents allow their daughters or sons to go out with
their friends if they come back home at the certain time、
Chinese parents usually don't allow their children in middle
school to go out with their friends at night、
American teachers and Chinese teachers
During parent-teacher meetings, American teachers will always
find good things to say to The parents, even to those with the
worst grades、 But Chinese teachers often tell the parents the
mistakes that their children made at school、
、、六、 I was in such a hurry to go away that I forgot to ask her
for the fare
The English are often described as unfriendly people who don`t
talk to strangers, but not London taxi drivers、 I once asked a
cabby to describe his life to meand he didn`t stop talking until I
arrived home half an hour later! He told me interesting stories
stop this is one of them、
Some very strange things happen late at night、 The other day I
was taking a woman home from a party、She had her little dog
with her、When we got to her house she found that she`d lost
key、So I waited in the cab with the dog while she climb in
through the window、
I waited、、、 and waited、、、After half an hour of ringing the
bell I decided to find out what was going on。I tied the dog to a
tree and started to climb in through the same wimdow、The next
thing I know was that the police came、 They thought that I was
trying to rob the house! Luckily, the woman came downstairs、
She had gone to sleep and forgotten about me and the dog、
I was in such a hurry to go away that I forgot to ask her for the
fare、
七， The writer of the song Happy Birthday
You may know the song Happy Birthday very well、But do you
know about its writer?It was written by an American girl、And
she became very rich after that、
When she was a child, she was poor、Once, she was invited to her
friend`s birthday party、She was pleased but sad because she
didn`t have enough money to buy a gift for her、
、
ran down her face、
Later that night she was in bed, thinking about the gift when the
door opened and her grandma came in、
grandma asked、 Hearing the girl`s story, she said,
worry、 I think I can help you、 How about singing a song
together? Happy birthday to、、、、
sang and sang、Suddenly she woke up、It was a dream! She
decided to write it down at once and sing it to her friends at the
party、
When she sang the song at the party the next day, her friends
were very happy、
such a beautiful song before、Thank you for giving me the
special gift、、 And they learnt to sing it
together、Later the girl became well-known in America、
八， How to win friends and influence people
1, Be friendly and polite、
Always greet with a smile、Begin with
you please、Remember to say
、
2, Go out of your way to be nice
Find some time to do special things for other people、 Making
some soup for a sick neighbour may seem like a little a little
thing to you, but it will make your neighbour feel a lot better、
3, Remember names、
They say that the sweetest music to a person`s ears is the sound
of his or her own name、
4, Be open-minded
Try to understand other people`s ways and ideas and learn
something from them、
5, Listen patiently
When someone is talking to you, look at him or her, listen
carefully and say something when neccesary、
九， Work=force*distance moved
You have often heard peole talk about work、Perhaps you have
told your friends about how hard you worked to get something
done、 However, you may have done no work through you think
you worked hard、
A boy is pushing a big box very hard ,but the box is too heavy
for him to move and he may be afraid to push against the box、
In the language of science, he has not done any work、 Can you
think you are working when you are studying or talking?
In science, work is only done when a force moves something that
has weight through a distance、
Work=force*distance moved
If you want to find out whether work is done, just ask yourself,

you answer is Yes, then work is being done、

十、The effect of the blood group on personality
Your blood group hides no secrets, it shows the 、
you belong to blood group O, you can get things done and sell
the goods well、 Blood group A are the thinkers,while blood
group B are highly creative, people belonging to blood group B
might be good at painting and writing、 And if you have
problems, ask the ABs to solve them、
Your blood group could affect your work、 So if you visited the
Japanese company, you would find the O types out selling goods
and A types keeping order in the office、

十一、The International Date Line P217
Strange things happen to time when you travel because the earth
is divided into twenty-four zones, one hour apart、 You can have
days with more or fewer than twenty-fours, and weeks with
more or fewer that seven days、
If you make a five-day trip across the Atlantic Ocean, your ship
enters a different time zone every day、As you enter each zone,
the time changes one hour、 Traveling west, you set your clock
back, traveling east, you set it ahead、 Each day of your trip has
either twenty-five or twenty-three hours、
If you travel by ship across the Pacific Ocean, you cross the
International Date Line、 By agreement, this is the point where a
new day begins、 When you cross the line, you change your
calendar one full day, backward or forward、 Traveling east,
today becomes yesterday、 Traveling west, it is tomorrow、
十二、Once there was an old farmer, with a horse which was
almost as old as himself、 He set out one morning with his young
son, to sell the horse before it died 、Fahter and son walked,
because the farme did not want the horse tobe too tired、They
met two men on the road who said,
farmer?You have a horse、 It`s a long way to the market、
farmer knew that this was true, so he rode on the horse, while
his son walked、
Then they met two old ladies,
farmer? Can`t you walking?、
market、 Give your poor old horse a rest、
So the farmer, and his son, got down once again、
It is a fact that you cannt please all the people all the time、